Haha great
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*monsterskier*
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.........lol
skithedirt
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lololol
Microcosm
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Dear Kid In The Background Of The Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures;
You're
a lucky son of a bitch. You'll never do anything as good in your life
again as casually swim by Jessica Alba while she's wearing a bikini.
None of us will. That's the highest achievement of mankind.
You
could do great things; cure cancer, win multiple academy awards, sell
ten million records, become the president of Zimbabwe. But when you
completed any of these achievements, the headline in the newspaper the
next day would read "Boy Who Swam Next To Alba Did Good." And you're
not gonna be mad when that happens. Because Jessica Alba is that
friggn' hot.
You look about eight years old. Maybe younger. Now
when I was eight, I wasn't really popping too many boners. I was mostly
thinking about the Ninja Turtles. But I can see it in your face, kid.
You've got a diving board down your pants. I'm sure you have no idea
what to do with it, whatever. The point is, Alba's so hot she gave an
eight year old wood. She's so hot she gives new born babies wood. Hell,
she's so friggin' hot she gives chicks wood. So kid, don't be
embarrassed. You're in good company.
Also, if you're ever
strapped for cash, I've got an idea for you. Put the goggles you wore
on eBay. List them as "Goggles Worn When I Saw Jessica Alba In A
Bikini" and set the minimum bid at $10,000. And then watch them sell.
For a million bucks. You're probably thinking, but wait, they didn't
even touch Alba, who's gonna buy them?" Kid, ohhh kid. The same sun
rays that were baking the sweet, supple perfection that is Jessica
Alba's ass passed through those goggles. The same salt water that
tingled in between Alba's nether parts touched those goggles. Trust me.
They'll sell.
I'm sorry for you, however, because you're never
gonna find another woman attractive again. You've seen the mold, the
absolute pinnacle, and now every other chick you'll come across will
look inferior. You're probably gonna turn gay...and that's only
expected of you.
In conclusion kid, I salute you. You saw
Jessica Alba swim by...and lived to fight another day. Alba in a bikini
is like a modern day version of a medieval dragon...mythical,
amazing...and dangerous as hell.
Congratulations...and...can I hang out with you some time?
Love;
DoubleViking.com
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http://www.doubleviking.com/an-open...ound-of-the-jessica-alba-pictures-2740-p.html
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That's hilarious
Dear Kid In The Background Of The Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures;
You're
a lucky son of a bitch. You'll never do anything as good in your life
again as casually swim by Jessica Alba while she's wearing a bikini.
None of us will. That's the highest achievement of mankind.
You
could do great things; cure cancer, win multiple academy awards, sell
ten million records, become the president of Zimbabwe. But when you
completed any of these achievements, the headline in the newspaper the
next day would read "Boy Who Swam Next To Alba Did Good." And you're
not gonna be mad when that happens. Because Jessica Alba is that
friggn' hot.
You look about eight years old. Maybe younger. Now
when I was eight, I wasn't really popping too many boners. I was mostly
thinking about the Ninja Turtles. But I can see it in your face, kid.
You've got a diving board down your pants. I'm sure you have no idea
what to do with it, whatever. The point is, Alba's so hot she gave an
eight year old wood. She's so hot she gives new born babies wood. Hell,
she's so friggin' hot she gives chicks wood. So kid, don't be
embarrassed. You're in good company.
Also, if you're ever
strapped for cash, I've got an idea for you. Put the goggles you wore
on eBay. List them as "Goggles Worn When I Saw Jessica Alba In A
Bikini" and set the minimum bid at $10,000. And then watch them sell.
For a million bucks. You're probably thinking, but wait, they didn't
even touch Alba, who's gonna buy them?" Kid, ohhh kid. The same sun
rays that were baking the sweet, supple perfection that is Jessica
Alba's ass passed through those goggles. The same salt water that
tingled in between Alba's nether parts touched those goggles. Trust me.
They'll sell.
I'm sorry for you, however, because you're never
gonna find another woman attractive again. You've seen the mold, the
absolute pinnacle, and now every other chick you'll come across will
look inferior. You're probably gonna turn gay...and that's only
expected of you.
In conclusion kid, I salute you. You saw
Jessica Alba swim by...and lived to fight another day. Alba in a bikini
is like a modern day version of a medieval dragon...mythical,
amazing...and dangerous as hell.
Congratulations...and...can I hang out with you some time?
Love;
DoubleViking.com
_______________________________________
http://www.doubleviking.com/an-open...ound-of-the-jessica-alba-pictures-2740-p.html
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That's hilarious
lushlaxstr
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i want me inside that hot piece of ass.....the girls hot too