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do you have something in particular that you say when you see a hot guy/girl? (actually, this was just a test to see if my pic worked :-) but answer anyway if you want......

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well i dont say these but they might work he he he he he.

hey pocahontas got a number?

did it hurt? (did what hurt) when you fell from heavan

are you tired casuse you been running through my mind all night long

you have 164 bones in your body want one more

ah well i am done now those were pretty dumb but hope it helps lol

'The key to a womans heart, is an unexpected gift, at an unexpected time.' sean connery - Finding Forester
 
Truthfully I just say hey and try to find some sport or music or something to talk about. It pretty much always makes you a friend atleast :)

Taylor -->
Pinnin' The Park -->
 
AHhaaha they had some good ones on leno last night.. but i forget what they were.

'one good thing about music, when it hits you you feel no pain'
 
I'm trying to remember all my lines... I use them for kicks sometimes.

You must have a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants.

That shirt looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

(a really dumb one) Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

haha cant think of any more rignt now. But if we see a hot chick, my friends and I do the classic Wayne's World 'Shawing!'

'Newschoolers.com, bringing beauty and wonder to millions.'

 
i just walk up to a chick and am like...so what are you doing here?? i just thought i'd come over here and say whats up...

The first part isn't too good when you're at a movie theatre or a store though, cuz of course they are seeing a movie or shopping right?? i asked that before at the movies to this hotass and she was like, what do you think???? i tried to play it off real cool, but i felt like a dumbass

I don't get strokes mother fucker!...i give 'em...-Some big black guy

.·´` · . _-·´¯`·-Justin Montgomery-·`¯´·-_ . · `´·.
 
*check tag on shirt*

when she asks what youre doing, you say just like i thought. made in heaven. what a stupid line.

those guys on leno the other nite told some stupid ones.

What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
 
that bone one is awesome....im gonna use that



'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey

'Give it one good try Give it all and fight till you die'-Pennywise
 
HAHAHAH! I like Freestylas the best.

~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
 
ya i just go up and ask where there from if tehy play any sports etc. but im not too good at it cuz always ends up being friends unless im in a more confident mood than i usually am

member of the crazed posting bros
Member of the white hoodie revolution
 
lets do some math, we can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

Is your dad a baker, cause you have some nice buns. (or to be mean nice rolls)

'The key to a womans heart, is an unexpected gift, at an unexpected time.' sean connery - Finding Forester
 
'If I had a shotgun, y know ht i'd do? I'd point it straight up at the sky and I'd shoot heaven on down for you!'

~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
 
HelloNurse.jpg

 
I am! thank you!
do you have a cell phone, cuz my mom told me to call her when I found true love.
If you give me your phone number ill tag you in my latest tweet and let my whole world see who you are
 
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