we say "search bar" becuse that means check the search bar for the other 100 threads like it, or
we say "stupid newb" because it is a total common sense questionasked by someone who has been on the site for a month. like for example,"how to do a backflip". like, you flip backwrds, takes prcatice. thats it. plus usually when a newbie makes a thread, its been made many many times before.