Guitar vs. Drums

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Phrosty

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who would win a fight?

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guitar is way deadlier, you can swing it like an axe and strangle people with the strings.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
no way w/ the bass drum thingy you could take out shins

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
you could throw the cymbols and do some serious damage, but a well trained guitarist would be able to block the attack. So i'd say guitar

 
yeah right up until you chain drive the guy in the face

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wachusett

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though drum sticks hurt like a motha

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
put the guitarists testicles right where the bass pedal hits the bass drum and stuff hit the shit out of them until his ears bleed

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
that last pos is the most disturbing thing ive heard all day.

But anyways guitar would def win because if you have a b.c rich then you can stab people with the spikes.

Or you get godfather on thier ass and use the strings to strangle them. O ya and drummers are pussies



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-Nell Cop

 
A drummer would win in a fight... He's gotta move those sticks super fast and they get mad big forearms, like chronic masturbaters do.

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What is the Colour of a Mirror
 
but guitarists have crazy calises on their fingers that they could ....uhm....uhhh....kick your ass with

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
' drummies are pussies'

yeah..ok?? good luck starting a band without a drummer i guess you could always use a techno drum machine, would that suit you better?

pat_________________________________________________________

wachusett

patproductions.com
 
I didnt say drummers wernt important. I was just saying that most of the drummers i know are pussies. NOT ALL DRUMMERS, JUST MOST OF THE ONES I KNOW



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-Nell Cop

 
drummers are either real fat or real skinny. and you get to treat them like shit. they have no say in anything. and if they get pissed and leave, you find another one. sorta like girlfriends. but you dont let your frinds find out about the fat ones.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
too bad every drummer i know is ripped.

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik

do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis

hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets

no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
 
there should be a civilized, musical deul between a guitar player and drum player. Hendrix and Bonham would be the absolute shit.

-Chris Peck
 
a guitar could beat up a drum?

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
Well the drummer would most likely be too drunk to fight, and then the guitarist would be too busy trying to steal the spotlight and pretend he's important!

 
my bass would win for sure its a warwick they are built like tanks. you cant destroy. its been droped on cement had a hatchback of a 80s camaro droped on it(in gig bag) and nothing happend looks good as the day i bought it

I AM STILL AWSOME

 
if it's the people i'd say drummers. they seem like quiet kids with built up anger most of the time waiting to unleash it on an unsuspecting target

You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
 
I'd definately hafta go with the dummer. Think about it: the drummer's got the muscles...they like it tough. The guitarist has small little, and for the most part, mellow-ish-y stuff. The drummer also has the whole drumset and drumsticks and stuff. The guitarist could smash his guitar over the drummer's head, but the drummer dude could still stab him with his drumsticks and has all the drums to hurl at the guitarist.

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a chinese drummer could ninja throw the cymbol maw-fockin action styles and chop the guitar into pieces along with yo head.

you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew
 
no no its bass players see this whole time everyone has left them out. all this leaving out leads to agresion and built up anger and since basses are big and heavy i think that they would win

I AM STILL AWSOME

 
whoever said no drummer, no band.... ever heard of drum n' bass? or jazz trios? most of them have a drummer, a bassist and a organ player.. yaaa

 
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