Gucciman7 vs actual pro skiers

yungscrum

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Gucciman: Has cool ass editing adds cool effects and plays two videos at once not just one

Pro Skiers: Normal ass editing with no effects and only plays one video at a time.

Gucciman: Is mysterious and no one actually knows him

Pro Skiers: Put their name on everything in a desperate attempt to gain clout in the community

Gucciman: Can do front flips.

Pro Skiers: Ive never seen a video of one on the bunny slope so who even knows if they can do it

Gucciman: Makes funny threads

Pro Skiers: Bitch about their problems in the Ski Gabber

Gucciman: Legendary

Pro Skiers: Lackin

Reply with some more Gucciman vs Pro Skier points
 
Gucciman7: Talks to himself using his new handful of aliases (Chinzilla23, Killanilla15, YungQ, YungScrum, Andbrer, Dmilky3)

Proskiers: Ski
 
Gucciman7: has brand named after him (look it up, it's called gucci)

Proskiers: only get sponsorships and one item named after them
 
13873324:Sharko said:
Gucciman7: Talks to himself using his new handful of aliases (Chinzilla23, Killanilla15, YungQ, YungScrum, Andbrer, Dmilky3)

Proskiers: Ski

Not sure if I should be insulted or honoured to be mistaken as one of guccimans aliases
 
Gucciman7: gets his dick sucked on ns for making trash posts

pros: get their dicks sucked for being good at skiing

conclusion: idk
 
Gucciman7- hard worker, friendly, loyal and confident

Pro skier - unreliable, disrespectful and self conscious about their lack of true talent in the sport
 
Gucciman saw his mother kiss santaclaus. Gucciman fucked santaclauses bitch.

(Wuold that be incest?)

Gucciman needs a pro editing program. Instead of adobe premiere. a-dope gucci premiere
 
13873405:Mort.Mcfly said:
Gucciman saw his mother kiss santaclaus. Gucciman fucked santaclauses bitch.

(Wuold that be incest?)

Gucciman needs a pro editing program. Instead of adobe premiere. a-dope gucci premiere

Boy you got completely wrecked the other day and now you are a new schoolers meme don't speak about legends like gucciman7
 
13873411:yungscrum said:
Boy you got completely wrecked the other day and now you are a new schoolers meme don't speak about legends like gucciman7

Gucciman can ski in ditches without breaking his skis
 
13873437:.Fry said:
soo what’s the verdict? are you getting new skis?

He left me on 22. Decwmber. He told me he would be back some time after christmas. He said that tgere could be a big chance i would have some on3ps under my feet very soon. So it looks quite promising
 
Gucciman7: makes edits that are actually funny, innovative and intellectual

Actual pro skiers: boring 2 on continuing 2 out??? Boring robot rail trick? Nah fuck that.
 
13873439:Mort.Mcfly said:
He left me on 22. Decwmber. He told me he would be back some time after christmas. He said that tgere could be a big chance i would have some on3ps under my feet very soon. So it looks quite promising

You don't deserve them.

Just shows how great of company ON3P is. You try to drag them through the mud and tarnish their good name and they still offer to replace your skis.

Big ups to ON3P.

Mort, get fucked.
 
Gucciman: legendary meme that peole laugh with, has designer brand named after him

Mort: meme that people laught at, literraly a peice of shit, makes his grandma do stuff for him
 
Gucciman7- is Gucci

Pros- are not in fact Gucci

**This post was edited on Dec 29th 2017 at 3:28:55pm
 
Gucciman7: two girls at the same time

Pro skiers: committed serious long term relationship based on platonic body contact and mutual respect
 
One day a little boy went skiing with his family. He went to the terrain park to ski off the “jumps” next to the long metal tubes. But then the boy looked over and saw a man doing shuffles on the ground, dropping off the rails early, and perfecting an early version of backswap to switch. It was gucciman7, perfecting his craft. The little Boy went over to the man and asked what he was doing, and he told the little boy “never do what others are doing, just do whatever the fuk u want lmao.” *hits blunt* you may be surprised, but that little boy grew up to be LSM
 
13873561:FIRAT said:
Can someone show me where to find the Mort grandma meme?

It was in the on3p thread. He said his grandma knows lawyers that help them get what they want.
 
13874002:J_S said:
It was in the on3p thread. He said his grandma knows lawyers that help them get what they want.

I think he said that his cousin is a lawyer, and his grandma is helping cuz she is bored and smoked all day
 
13874016:weedoo said:
Gucciman banged mort’s mom, you heard it hear first

Gucciman7 : banged mort's mom while smoking his grandma's cigs

Pro skiers: lackin and probably virgins
 
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