*GROSS* but very very funny story

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skibrdingbitch

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ok so we had this huge football game friday, i goto indian hill and we were playing taylor. well i quess taylors center SHIT HIMSELF! during like 3rd quarter, well no one found out till 4th quarter when it SMELLED HORRIBLE, there was shit dripping down the players leg, just there was shit every where. one of our players even got shit on his hand it was soooo gross. well by 4th quarter they finally stopped the game for like 5-10 mins to figure out what the hellw as going on, and the kid like had to go off the field and get a new outfit and all this shit it was crazy. the taylor players were bitching about how they had to shot gun the ball cause no one would get there hands near the kid. and Amazingly the kid had enough balls to go through the line at the end of the game and shake the players hands, THIS KID WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THE KID WHO SHAT' HIMSELF, hahaha sooo embaressing for him

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
the joke is that our kid zach reckman hit him so hard he shit himself

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
...i fail to find either the extreme grossness and/or humor in the aforeposted message...

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i curse your pubes with the fleas of a thousand camels
 
oh shit where do you goto school?

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
That was a stupid story until you let us know what the joke was...now its funny.

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awesome story.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
 
i woudlnt say 'awesome' but indeed interesting where the hell do u goto school?

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thats kinda nasty

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i goto school at indian hill high school in cincinnati ohio

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
thank you, I WAS eating

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i dunno, i think i would've jsut told my coach i shat myself....it's not like the center is that important, there is always a back up.

but yea, i thought you said you had no friends. oh i forgot, only the lame kids goto the football games. all the cool people were enjoying a party at a nice empty house. i guess it's a cool thing to do for a gossip queen such as yourself though. next time just put a cock in your mouth, instead of posting on ns.com. you'll get much better reactions, after all you feed off of attention right?

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You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

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There was a kid at ourschool two years ago, who would go down into the basement, and climb up the vents to watch girls poop. It was sick...girls stopped using the bathroom.

I want it to snow.
 
actually i didn't goto the game, didn't have any one to go with, so i just sat at home alone on a friday night, but good call

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
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