Grizzly Man=Dumbest Fucking Human EVER!!!

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C-Burg

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On the discovery channel they have a show about Tim Treadwell. This guy went and lived with bears and got eaten. He moved to the Alskan Wilderness and tried to become freinds with bears and foxes. He talks to them and he even pets grizzly bears. He is so fucking dumb.
 
dude! i was gunna watch that! but the guys at blockbuster said that he didnt get eatin, so i was like pfft. no.
 
dam it!!!! i missed it, i completely forgot to watch it. it seemed so sick, he got so dam close to them. crazy.
 
he is insane he talks to them like they are real humans and one time he told every body he wished he was gay. His girlfriend also got eaten with him
 
he will get eaten soon. all the crazys who like bears get eaten here. this summer this guy and his girlfriend were mauled to death they have the audio of it(maybe the video but i hears it on the radio. this bear comes up and starts mauling the guy who was all like"honey don't stop recording. leave it on! don't stop recording. ahhh save me come help me please!" and so the girl ran over and got mauled to death too. i started laughing so hard when i heard it on the radio cause the guy was getting eaten and was telling her not to help and to keep recording. i tell ya, alskans can be the stupidest people ever sometimes
 
did anyone see when he just started cussing and shit about the park service, gov. and people he worked with
 
isnt it because the grizzly bears were in like a drought? and they ran outa food, so they ate him
 
He died doing what he loved. being with bears. he lived his life in a way that non of us can understand.

if one of us dies skiing even if its what we wanted tons of people will call us stupid because skiing is dangerous and can lead to injury or death. same thing with bears
 
I know he died doing what he loved but the reasons he died were because he thought that he could be friend grizzly bears, it worked a couple of time but it was almost a sure thing that he would die
 
This documentary should have titled " The Nutty Fruitcake and the Hungry Bear " , or " Surfer-Boy Bites the Dust (Kodiak style). If your depressed and not in the final phase of commiting suicide, RENT THIS ! After you watch it you'll realize, is life really that bad?. Would have loved to hear the bear-attack audio.
 
i watched it too. this guy was out of his mind. the best part was how he kept fixing his hair in front of the camera. then he got eaten by grizzlies. rawr.
 
he lived among grizzlys for 17 years.

back to the skiing analogy.

before people thought that if you droped off a 40+ foot cliff on skis you would die. if you have been dropping off cliffs for 17 years you can still die. but your not thinking that going off that cliff is 100% chance of death
 
I found it to be a pretty touching account of a man who seemingly didn't feel as if belonged in the human realm. He did seem to be slighty "crazy," and naive about the bears behaveior. However the bear that killed him did so while he was in his tent, and he became a victim of the small percentage of the people that are attacked without due cause, just one of those things you take a chance of when camping in Alaska. And a lot of people do it every year.

But he felt it was his purpose in life, which many people loose site of in their day-to-day cubicle jobs. And he spent many years of his life in one of the most beautiful places on earth, helping other species exsist. Seems noble enough to me.
 
He was a little emotional about the bumble bee dieing, & the bear dung that was inside of her , which she left me. so sad. Very interesting documentary, And those idiot photographers thowing rocks at Quinsy, They show a huge lack of intelligence. He had a lota guts getting so close to adult bears.
 
Bears don't just eat humans. 99.9% of the time they're as scared of us as we are of them. They run away. The only time a bear will kill a human is if it's starving or perceives you as a threat (usually to it's young or a vital food source).

I've probably had about dozen bear encounters, this past summer i accidently came within 50ft of a grizzly. All of the encounters are the same:

we see each other, we stare at each other for a few seconds, i start talking to the bear (like the crocodile hunter) and start backing off slowly, the bear turns and runs a short distance, checks back to see what i'm doing, then we both turn and leave.

Bears are soooo much smarter then people think, they know what's up and it's not overly surprising that this guy was able to live with them. I am surprised that he went 11 summers without the bears having a bad food year though.
 
it is not only that he was touching bears, it was how pshyco he was. He started cussing everybody out and wished he was gay and tried to have converstions with the bears about girls. He was really wierd
 
that guy is fucked up...he was randomly yelling insults and obsenities at the park service...he was a really weird guy
 
The coroner plays the best the best character, funniest movie I have seen in a long time.

Heres what Joe rogan had to say about the movie...

"Grizzly Man" and death by horse cock.

Posted by Joe Rogan on Thu, Sep 22nd, 2005 06:51pm

I went to see one of the most unintentionally funny movies I’ve ever seen, a movie called

”Grizzly Man” about a dude named Timothy Treadwell that lived with wild grizzly bears in Alaska for 13 summers before they decided to eat him. The movie was made from all of this guy’s personal footage that he shot when he was chilling in the woods with the bears.

This dude was just hanging out with these giant monsters while they hunted for fish, fought over bear pussy, and even like the old saying goes, shit in the woods.

He was completely obsessed with these bears. He would talk to them, and tell them how much he loved them, while they mostly ignored him and searched for food.

One of the weirdest scenes in the movie was where he was watching this bear take a shit, and he runs up to the shit right after the bear wanders off, and he is just fucking fascinated by the pile. He starts rubbing it.

He just keeping repeating, “this came out of her butt!” Like it was a pile of diamonds or something. Yeah it came out of her butt, dude. It’s bear shit. That’s where it comes from.

I often wonder when I see people like this, (not that I see people playing with bear shit everyday, but you know what I mean) I think… who the fuck is hanging around with this guy? What are his friends like? What kind of lives do they have that they’re willing to spend their precious free time hanging out with this dude?

Because you know what? You might think that someone is fucking retarded and annoying, but I’m betting that retarded and annoying person has at least a few people in his life that are retarded and annoying enough to want to hang out with him.

See, that’s the thing about people, they always find someone to hang out with. We NEED it, or we go crazy. I mean, people need people so much, that one of the worst punishments that they can give you in prison, is to leave you alone in solitary confinement.

Can you imagine that? You’re trapped in a fucking cage with murderers and thieves, and the worst punishment they can give you, is to take you away from the murderers and thieves and leave you by yourself.

Think about that shit for a little bit.

Well, this guy had some friends, and they were just perfect. Right out of a fucking Cohen brothers script. You couldn’t write something better than these people. They just fit in like magic. His ex-“girlfriend” was one of my favorites. I use the word “girlfriend” in quotes because one of the things about the “grizzly man,” was that he was as gay as a room full of dicks.

He has this one hysterical rant in the movie where he’s walking along, asking the camera why he doesn’t do so well with the ladies.

Oh, I don’t know… maybe the fact that you live in the fucking wilderness with giant scary monsters? Chicks usually aren’t into that. That, and maybe the whole gay thing.

Generally, I think those are two things chicks like to avoid.

I mean think about it, ladies, if one of your friends called you up and said, “Hey, I want to set you up with this guy, he’s gay, and he lives in the woods with scary monsters.”

You would have to start questioning whether or not that person is really your friend, wouldn’t you?

Anyway, this dude just goes on and on about how he wishes he was gay, because then it would be so much easier to hook up, and how gay dudes have it made.

The guy was obviously pretty unhappy, and the end of his life was really suicide by bear. He stayed in Alaska past the summer when most of the bears that he was familiar with were hibernating, and the only bears wandering around were the older, hungrier bears that he had repeatedly stated were the most dangerous. He even told his ex that he thought maybe it would be better if he died, because then his work would get the attention it deserved.

I guess in that sense, mission accomplished.

It’s a very entertaining movie, and I highly recommend it. Sacrifice the sacred plant to the fire gods and see that shit.
 
yeah. its really messed up. He sees a bear shit, then he goes up to it and starts touching it, cupping his hand around the pile like it was a boob. He say's "this is Downy's poop. It can out of her butt. This was inside her. Since Im touching her poop, which was inside her, I am now insider her" wow
 
Ok, Timothy Treadwell is/was officially retarded/gay/insane. He reminds me of andy dick, only he talks more like a homosexual. At some points in that movie, I couldn't even believe what I was hearing or seeing. What a waste of a free rental card.
 
I thought it was a great film, the only part i laughed my ass off at was when he was petting and talking about the bear shit.
 
except what he was doing was not helping the bears. Coming in contact with animals like that makes them used to humans. they aren't afraid of us and either end up getting killed, or killing people. all he did was mess with nature. when he saw a bear actually in trouble, people throwing rocks at it, he did nothing. all he did was live with them. he didn't change anything.

yes its sad he died. i know he was doing somthing he loved. but he was insane, incredibly uneducated and really didn't have any business doing what he did.
 
yup, he's insane. him and some girl got scarfed. he's probably the dumbest person ever, especially becasue he has liek no animal knowldge, he just goes out and like yells at the bears then tells them he loves them
 
yeah the guy was a insane overdramatic idiot, but he lived among bears for 13 years with no weapons and that is something not many people could pull off. He crossed the line between man and nature everyday and he knew it, it was really only a matter of time til this happened. I actually think his girl was the bigger idiot who runs into a fight with a bear with frying pan.
 
when you are watching your boyfriend being attacked by a massive grizzly bear i think you might be freaking out a little bit. you grab the first thing you can find. better than flailing her arms in its face.
 
he stated repeatedly that he knew it was very dangerous and that he could die at any time. So don't say he was dumb an uneducated on bears. He probably has more knowledge on bear behavior than anyone. Spend an entire summer to yourself and we'll see if you start to act funny and say weird things. He lived in the wild without any weapons, he didn't harm anything. He died doing what he loved, don't be so close minded to talk shit about it. His VX footage looked real good too, I wonder how much they spent on post fixing it up.
 
he was the victim of a well planned ambush... those bears played him like a voilin and then when they lured him close enough they brought in the assasin
 
but he did harm the bears. not intentionally but he did. when you do research and observe, you don't interfere, which is exactly what he did. he got too close and tried to interact with them as if he was one of them. they are wild animals. have you ever heard anything about people feeding black bears, then they start to come around more and more, show no fear toward us and then eventually get hurt or hurt somebody. the same thing goes for all animals.

he did know a lot about bears, a lot more than i know, but his views were also very one sided. he never seemed to look at them as a danger to him. yes he knew that it could go bad, but he thought that they would never hurt him. he thought he had their respect, but im sure the bears couldn't have cared any less.

i don't think that is why he died though. i do think that was just bad timing. he didn't do anything wrong there, and didn't do anything to provoke the attack. i give him credit for living how he did. i would love to be able to do somthing like that. i just think that he went about it in the wrong way.
 
good point, but when the guy who knows more about bears than anyone you know is telling you to run wouldn't you? I guess it shows how deep the flight or fight response goes.
 
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