greatest thing in the entire world

waterville_NH

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MAYHEM:

Formed around 1985 by Necrobutcher and guitarist Euronymous (born Oystein Aarseth), Mayhem was the first death metal band from Norway to make much of an impact in their homeland, which in the early '90s developed a burgeoning underground scene rife with violent, sometimes anti-Christian activity -- as evidenced by Mayhem's non-musical history. Drummer Hellhammer, who at one time worked in a mental hospital, is the only remaining member of the band's prime-period lineup. Lead vocalist Dead committed suicide in 1991 (two years after joining the band) by shooting himself in the head; Hellhammer made a necklace using some of his skull fragments, and Euronymous reportedly cooked and ate pieces of Dead's brain. Euronymous, in turn, was stabbed to death while in his underwear on August 10, 1993, by the band's bass player, Count Grishnackh (born Christian Vikernes). Grishnackh's alleged motive was jealousy over the fact that Euronymous had a more evil reputation; he inflicted 23 separate wounds, it was also rumored, so as to outdo rival band Emperor's drummer, Faust, who was convicted in the stabbing death of a homosexual acquaintance. When police arrested Grishnackh, they found over 150 kg of stolen dynamite in his house, complete with a plan to blow up a large church on a religious holiday. Grishnackh went on to pursue his electronic-influenced project Burzum while in prison; meanwhile, Euronymous' parents requested that his bass tracks be erased from Mayhem's 1994 album, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, (which featured session vocalist Attila Csihar). Still, thanks to growing worldwide interest in Norwegian death metal, Mayhem product has continued to appear on the shelves into the next century. Hellhammer also put together a new Mayhem lineup, which has toured sporadically. During one such tour in 2003, a concert-goer in Norway received a fractured skull as a sheep head flew from the stage while band member Blasphemer was cutting the head away from the torso.

WWW.THETRUEMAYHEM.COM

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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
i do bleif you are wrong, grestist thing is lysndy lohans boobies.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
sick. but not sick like a smooth corked 7. sick like blaaahhh

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'I swear she looked 17!' -My 22 year old friend talking about his 14 year old cousin

Member Since Before 2001-10-01

Member Number 1981

 
misty7 is right, and those guys have issues. So do you if you think thats the greatest.

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Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are Rules.

 
ok, i didnt read the whole thing but judging by the first 2 sentences it isnt the greatest thing ever

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... YES!

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And I'm a pacifist / So I can fuck your shit up

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the world would be a better place without those people.

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

 
no, i would be a better place if everyone was like that

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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
'Euronymous, in turn, was stabbed to death while in his underwear on August 10, 1993, by the band's bass player, Count Grishnackh (born Christian Vikernes). Grishnackh's alleged motive was jealousy over the fact that Euronymous had a more evil reputation'

bahahahahaha that is GREATEST thing ever!!

 
how can music even come close to the greatest thing in the world. i mean, boobs..boobs...and more boobs...no contest

 
i'd hope everyone picked up on the sarcasm because he was laying it on pretty thick. and that qualifies as one of the funniest things i ahv ever read

I've been steezed out since cubscouts

 
sounds like a bunch of guys any girl would like to bring home to her daddy.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
at least one person figured it out, haha

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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
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