Grade 9 at my School is hosting an open door house party

[DrewPeacock]

Here's the story,

there is this gr 9 at my school and lets call him DJ Miguel, because that's his name. (I personally have never met or seen the kid). Anyway, I guess next weekend he has the house to himself so he made up some business cards or something and gave them to hand out. He has said on twitter that he doesn't care if his house gets thrashed. Slowly more and more people says there going, like most of the gr 11's and 12's (my grade). now, i have herd that tonnes of kids from 4 nearby schools are coming. pretty big schools all having ~1,750+ students. So my estamie is that there will be at least 500 people there, none of witch know DJ Miguel. Shits gunna be dope, Any ideas of what we should to sine his house is fucked anyway? i was thinking like riding the lawnmower in the house and shit, what do you think NS?

 

[The_Real_EWilly]

I like the lawn mower but you'll probably kill someone

 

[DrewPeacock]

What happens happens...

 

[.Jacob]

Police will show up in 15 minutes guaranteed. Have fun.

 

[edai]

It's going to get shutdown by the police before it even has a chance to happen.

 

[DrewPeacock]

yea i was thinkin about that, gunna fuck shit up nuntheless

 

[Spinoza]

Call his parents and let them know.

No good can come from this except for the people who rob him

 

[grapejuice3000+]

15 minutes to fuck shit up... get dj micheal pregnant then use the stairs as a ride, throw people down them

 

[Steezefiend]

I heard there's a bet going if it doesnt get busted before 9 There will be shits on the kitchen table. im deffs going

 

[Hammyslapwagon]

I love how he thinks he can throw a party in a house he doesn't own. Feels for his parents. Sad they have to put with shit like that for a few years.

 

[skiierman]

HS kids having delusions of grandeur about another house party thrown by an irresponsible spoiled brat? This must be the first time this has ever happened!

Have fun showing up at a party that's busted before you can figure out how to get there without a driver's license.

 

[gotti]

Noooooo kid sounds like he needs to have his ass whooped by his parents anyways.

I say bring water balloons filled with jello and throw them at chicks

 

[steezburgereddie]

My friend shit an the hood of a car. The car was just in some random driveway down the street and he stood on the hood and squatted.

 

[traylortrash]

unless they project x that shit and rally on the cops

 

[Steezefiend]

Atta boy. im so proud of him

 

[whoa-dere]

ohhhhh threads. get those grocery store bags, put poop in them and fill them with water. bring a couple of these and sling them at random places/kids in the bathrooms

 

[DrewPeacock]

HHAHAHHAHHA yeeeeeeee

 

[Dwarftosser1]

 

[Ski_Alot]

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[J_MAC]

THiS KID BETTER BE ONE HELL OF A DJ otherwise his place is gona get wrecked FOSHO

 

[B.Aussie]

If you're going don't drink or blaze, cops will be all over it in minutes.

 

[987321654hgfd]

Just upper decker his toilet and bounce.

 

[whoa-dere]

so howd it go

 

[.SHAGGY.]

Steal all his valuable possessions, drive a motorcycle in the house would be badass, slip the host some acid, make a huge fire with all his family's books, bring a sledgehammer and make a bunch of custom doorways in his walls, if you can get a jackhammer make a secret escape hole in the floor, hire a hooker or stripper to go to his house.

 

[.SHAGGY.]

Fuck too late

 

[Scaredwhiteboy]

I highly doubt he's going to have alcohol, but just in case he does, show up as soon the doors open, grab as much as you can, and get the hell out of there.

 

[.Apex.]

To be honest looks like this kids life is gonna be fucked no matter what you do

So just be a nice guy and get that kid laid and all coked up then kill him...

 

[.SHAGGY.]

Piss into his clothing droors, if anyone has to puke donate a pillow case, shit into the air vent near the end so the party doesn't smell like shit, sneak laxatives into the family food and drink, cherry bomb the toilets, shave pubes and hide somewhere in kids room for a future surprise, put aids in kids drink.

 

[GayWolf420]

Hahaha it's going to get busted up. It only takes one dumb-ass kid to leave his fucking twitter page up for mommy to see and boom, the school is called.

 

[.SHAGGY.]

Plus there's too many snitches these days

 

[GayWolf420]

And just dumb kids in general spouting their mouths off in the halls.

 

[introvert]

Pics of house after party are required

 

[GayWolf420]

Hahaha this, And a half-filled waterbottle of daddy's absolute watered-down doesn't count either. It would probably destroy some freshies though.

 

[Filmore]

if this happens, bring a camera and film that shit.

suggestions:

call hooker(s)

bring drugs

bring alcohol

get 9th graders wasted

dont drive, get a ride. if cops come (which it sounds like they will) you dont want them waiting outside to catch you on your way to your car. just bounce on foot. or park a mile+ away.

 

[elinde]

did it happen?

 

[Austin.ski]

cops will be there within 1 hour and the kid will cry to his parents and then parties over

 

[no_steeze]

its liek progekt x!

 

[Swaggermager]

.

 

[Cudder.]

.

 

[louie.mirags]

bring Molly and slay some box

 

[johnnyBuz]

People are gonna line the street with parked cars blocking the road like fucking morons leading up to his house. I'd give it 15-30 minutes before Po-9 show up.

 

[stupendous-man]

we're waiting op

 

[Dunnah]

Hahahaha I couldn't let this trailer park boys reference go unnoticed. +k

 

[Kooky_Lukey]

For anyone near the Pittsburgh area...

Ross Morgan Rager.

For anyone not in the area, Ross Morgan Rager was supposed to be real life Project X or like this kids party but it got shut down before it really even started so... good luck...

 

[skiierman]

Oh look another kid claiming that a party that never happened was going to be the next "project x"... you kids fucking suck.

OMG it gonna be like project x!!

did you hear?! he made a post on FB, its like project x!!!!

dude like we should totally have a project x party, it's gonna be insane!!!!!

 

[timmi]

First off- how can you possibly be so wreckless as to destroy your parents house? It makes no fucking sense.

Second off- Why do kids feel the need to destroy peoples places. So many more kids would be down to throw parties if kids didn't fuck the whole place up. How hard is it to not do that shit.

Everyone is fucking stupid but me.

 

[ZeechMcHuck]

op this thread needs closure,

did it happen?

Pics?

 

[.SHAGGY.]

Honestly OP fuck partying it's time to work on your home renovating skills.

 

[theabortionator]

Inb4 this never happens or this is attempted, get's shut down by the cops, and still never happens.

DJ pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Kooky_Lukey]

I never planned it or anything i just heard about it from my friends and on the news.

The kids at that school are a bunch of tools i was just telling you what happened, you dont have to get your panties in a bunch about "it's a claim!!"

 

[128368798788]

>15 year old has idea to drink while parents are away

>tells 5 close friends about sleep-over with alcohol on Thursday

>Friday morning; those 5 friends brag to 5 more friends about how they can stay up late, invite per-pubescent girls over, and drink a sip of their friend's dad's brandy without puking

>Rumor started about how its the biggest party since the Berlin Wall fell, everyone anticipates

>Friday at 3; entire school knows

>"Secret" FB group created for party

>Saturday Night; Party host kicks out everyone, party doesn't even begin or was never going to happen, party host becomes school fag for the next month.

>OR: Party host lets in everybody, Cops come within 10 minutes, party host try's keeping everyone quiet and in the basement or everyone runs out the house

>everyone @ party gets MIP

>party host gets in trouble with parents but still gets a little respect from school

>party host becomes school fag for next month for "letting" cops in at some point and letting everyone get MIP's