GRAB YA NUTS AND A CHEMISTRY SET

GRAB YA NUTS AND DRIVE OVER TO THE NEAREST ICE RINK

THERES YA SNOW!

NOW SHOVEL IT INTO RECYCLING BINS, BRING IT TO A HILL, LAY IT OUT, SESH A BIG ASS PVC TUBE, BLIND SURFACE SWAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER, RIDE AWAY CLEAN, KFED THAT MOTHERFUCKER, AFTERBANG IT, PUT A PALLET BEHIND IT FOR A TRANNY RIDE AWAY, STOMP THAT SHIT, SHUFFLE THAT SHIT, PUT IT ALL AWAY, CALL IT A DAY, AND FUCK BITCHES.

thats what i did today! :)
 
so i went to this restaurant and dis bitch axed me if somin ta drank.

i was like "yes, BITCH!, ill have somma dis grapefuit juice."

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she came back wit dis pink ass shit.

"EY BITCH! i said grape fruit juice!!!!"

and was like this is grapefruit. I grabbed her by the callor and said, "NIGGA GRAPEFRUIT JUICE IS PURPLE!!! DIS AINT PURPLE"

she was like " but this is 'grapefruit' juice!"

i axed to talk to a manager. dat nigga came ova. and i told dat jive turkey, "i want grapefruit juice, as in like orange fruit, as in blue raspberry fruit, as in watermelon fruit!!"

i was axed to leave.
 
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