Got in trouble for smokin the ganj again...

hank_hill

hank_hill

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so been caught twice in the past year. parents are now stoked about this one. i had been blazing with some friends after a football game and i went home thinking my parents would be in bed... i guess they were not. well anyway my mom was leaving for a while and she came up to me to and gave me a hug, at this point i hear her sniff my hair and knew i was fucked.

so anyone else have any horror storys about being caught?
 
Your going to hate me,

I told my parents that i blazed, the only thing they dont like about it is that i have to deal with sketchy people to get it.
 
After getting in my hit and run my mom took my phone as a form of punishment. And she went through my texts and saw that i sold to a few people. So she checked out my room and saw 2 thirty bombs full of empties, and opened my cigar box and saw about an ounce and my bowl and a pack. She called me and told me she noticed a few more beers have been missing from her 24 pack * i was cought a week before for taking her beers* So i came home that night, and it just happened that my girlfriend at the time worked at a flower shop, so i brought her home flowers and gave her a hug. So she told me to take that shit outta my room, and i just moved it to a different spot lol. Thats the only trouble i got into....im telling you, flowers and jewlery are the way to go.
 
well hank, seems as though you should cloak it better
we were cooking hash brownies and the stage where you burn the oil with the weed in it smells quite distinct and later in the night we were gonna play pong so i had to run home to get a ball and i walk in my house and from the next room my mom is like "wtf is that, you smell like burnt chinese food mixed with dog shit" so i came up with an elaborate story as to how i had burnt pad thai at my friend's house and then as i was running home the manure truck passed me so i smelled bad
 
this being the 3rd time i thought it would be terrible punishment (when i got caught last time they said i'd be out of the house if it happened again) but all they did was take my cell phone and the keys to the car they let me use. conversation has just been awkward
 
my parents caught me three times in the last summer.
first, i was at a party that got busted, no charges against me, but my parents found a bong and blunt wraps in my back pack.two days after getting ungrounded for that they found my glass pipe that i smuggled back from belize.then after that my mom went through my backpack (while i was at work) and found another pipe. but they gave that one back to me.

still want that glass pipe back.
 
ive been caught enough times for it to not really matter, it just sucks losing a bong or pipe
parents view: mom hates it, dad laughed (they are divorced, haha)
 
My buddy and I had a nice operation going all summer. 2 days before i leave for college, my mom cracks open my lockbox under my bed, revealing about 3k unaccounted for and a buncha little bagies. No chronic though, but was completely obvious i was dealing. SO yeah, the day my madre found out i smoke was the same day she found out i delt..

 
1st time- Age 16. Got caught on a friday night with some friends when we were camping in a place that was patrolled by security. Cops called my parents and my dad had to come pick me up. He said "I cant believe my son got caught smoking dope" and I was in some big trouble for about a month, then it died down. I didn't smoke for the whole summer, but started back up in the fall.

Since then my dad has talked about

-The the legalization of of weed, in a good way, saying "I'm not like Bill Clinton, so I will say I did inhale"

-His account of the original Woodstock

-A few other weed related things

Second time- Age 19. Ate valium, railed xanax, railed valium, ate a hydro, dissolved 1/2 of a suboxone, played pong, and passed out in my car. I started to remember things when my equally as fucked up friend was driving us home, and almost ran off the road. (I learned more than you think since this experience, so don't go on about how I'm stupid)

My friends metal bullet was left on the floor of my car in the process, and my dad found it when I was laying at home, recovering from the pills. He said 'Who does this belong to?' I said it was my friends' piece, and he just handed it back to me. He then said 'Don't drive around with this on your floor'.

The following evening, I was out and my mom called me and said 'So I have heard you have been smoking a little weed' and I just agreed and continued the conversation. She was cool.

Soooo, my parents know I smoke and they really don't care.
 
it's fucking weed. parents don't like it when their kids smoke, but it's no horror story.
i've been caught with thizz on a drug test. that's a little closer to a horror story..

 
My mom just put my papers on my desk for me, she saw them on the floor when she was putting something in my room.

Ask your parents to consider watching "the union" if you want to help them understand smoking a bit. Its better to work with them than to battle them, trust me I have been there.
 
awww shit. That would blow.
It's all good Jimbo... they are warming up to it obviously. At least you aren't "the joke of the town" this time or whatever mr. robinson said.
 
Yes, when I was seventeen i got caught too much and my parrents sent me to live in the woods for 2 months and then to a boarding school. Be careful.
 
yo shit happens ive got busted so many times i can even count, parents start to give up and accept it, now i just leave papers and stems around and wont even get quized about it. chances are your parents smoke, everyone does and there just trying to be hardass to be "good parents". only thing the rents piss about now is when the house reeks...remember to close windows when you blaze beside your house :S
 
So I was just caught because my mom found some cash in my room and she thought I was broke, so she snooped around, and made me flush like a half.... this sucks
 
my mom found papers in my room. and a bag of stems i was saving to make tea with. made me flush it and now she doenst really care. maybe. and i vame home balzed as fuck and i had to do my french hw, and she speaks french. i was fairly good and when i tried to speak it i would say a couple of words in french that reamdomly start in the same sentence in line with the shit speak english. i was fucked up and she could tell, but didnt really seem to care. btw i was 15. and still am.
 
well i just got done smokin my bong in my basement with some friends for the third time that night (so i was pretty good). next thing i know i here my mom open the door and yell down "nate what are you guys doin down there". so i said nothin just chillin with my friends. she says "o. smells like yur blowin weed down there" so i said nope she said ya ok all sketchy and went to bed... she never talked about it once or asked me about it... haha jeajeaaa
 
Yeah, I can't believe I forgot to say that.

Once you get to the point to where your parents don't care anymore, you realize how much more lenient they are compared to the poh-leece.
 
yahhh first time i was caught was end of senior year...my friend left the fuckin water bottle in which he had poured back the bong water with bits of floating weed in it...my mom smelled it and thouught it smelled like tobacco so she went into my room looking and found some shit...papers, seeds, piece, cigars....they were real pissed cause before this i dont think they really knew at all...but it wasnt that bad, just couldnt sleep at partys and mom was pissed for a few days...
2nd time wasnt really caught by them...i was on nantucket driving to the beach at midnight and we got pulled over for having someone sitting on the wheel well of the truck and not down in the bed....officer saw a 30 rack and 2 5th JB and then searched the car and found a quarter O of AK47, my bong, butane lighter, and 2 pieces....i didnt get charged with anything though they just took it so i didnt plan on telling my parents but some dumb bitch told her mom who is friends with mine and she told her...that wasnt too bad they were just mad dissapointed...now im in college and its all chill...when they see me they're just happy to see me :)
dont do drugs kids they're bad for you
 
i buy from my sister's boyfriend, not sketchy for me at all haha

but i was with my mom yesterday and my papers fell out of my pocket, she just said are those rolling papers, i said yes, and she handed them back to me and i walked away

also, who hugs their mom?....
 
last summer i started getting cocky cause my parents kept going to bed really early, so one time i got super shit face. So, low and behold my parents decide to be randomly suspicious as hell and call me and tell me I have to come home soon. Soo...I snuck into my house and luckily they were already in their room so I just went into my room and threw up. Then they called me and they were like "are you home" and I was so drunk i decided to go up and talk to them. I dont remember the conversation that well, but aparently I kept telling them I had been at a party and had been nursing a single beer. They didnt beleive me
 
Jimmy!!!!! Stop fucking smoking, at least til you're out of the house. You're going to find yourself not being able to ski this winter!!!
 
Less dangerous than drinking, but fuck, kids start young these days it seems... at least get to high school first.
 
ok so your parents fall into one of a couple categories

1. they have never smoked and will never understand it, they are set in their ways and you are always going to get into trouble for it

2. on the other extreme they are still hippies and ask you to join in with them, extremely very rare.

3. they have done it and did not like it, same outcome as #1 most likely

4. it isnt a huge deal to them but they have valid concerns:

-your maturity is not where it needs to be and think it could take you down some very bad roads.

-it is illegal and they dont want you to get in trouble.

-they want you to be perfect because every parent wants that they dont want their child to do things that may make them look bad in the general publics eyes.

as much as it is becoming more main stream it is much like tatoos in the professional world it is frowned upon even by those who themselves do it. they just think they are better at handling it.

i have had many friends who have done it some turn out just fine, for some it becomes something they need to function, for some it is no different than having a beer after a long day, for some it is an occasional release like the occasional drunk night out, and unfortunately for some it lead to a lot harder drugs and essentially turned them into a gas station attendant for the rest of their lives. i am not trying to scare people here but for the unfortunate few it can really fuck up your life.

personally be smart about it just like everything else and dont think that you are invincible like most young people do blah blah blah
 
yea its not that bad this time, they don't even seem like they're mad. i just don't have my car or cell for a week or 2. also they haven't said anything about me stealing the stinger(glass chillum sp) back sooooooo yea things arnt too bad.
 
He's just better at the game than you. Find a better connection as in get danker bud for cheaper prices, buy in bulk (QP's at least), meet more stoners and slang to them, make yourself more available so you can hook more people up when they want it - reliability goes such a long way, weigh it out in front of your customers and they will gain your trust fast which means your customers friends will now want to buy from you and your network of clients will grow out like a tree, etc. Anybody can "sell" it, but few are good at it.
 
first time my parents caught me was when i just happend to have a zip of mushrooms bunched into 8ths my dub bubler 2 30's (one empties) and a fat sack all in a back closet. They would have never known but a kid was trying to rip me off by comming over in the middle of the day breaking into my house and stealing my shit but my dad was home and saw what he was doing. needless to say he was pissed at the kid. oh well i still have everything so i cant complain. just got a stern talking to.

Now i go home from school and my mom leaves her ashtray right next to the couch just doenst want me to tell my brother (straight edge x10)
 
agreed. I mean it has been proven that there are ZERO deaths related to smoking weed but at least wait til high school.
 
I'm going to have to clarify/disagree with you. I've personally been to 2 fatal car accidents caused because the driver was under the influence of weed.

You might be able to say that there's been no deaths caused specifically from weed (debatable), but deaths have certainly been related to weed.
 
i think he means theres never been someone who OD'ed on weed.

it was still not a great comment to make if he was arguing for weed, he just sounds childish.
 
i see what you mean and i agree there are certainly instances where smoking has played a role. but you cannot say that just smoking weed will kill you becuase there are zero deaths specifically caused from smoking just weed. I mean its hard to smoke weed without smoking cigarrettes but its deffinetly possible. you know what i meean?
 
I know many ppl that smoke bud and dont smoke cigs. I used to smoke cigs after every bowl, I havnt for the past 4 months, minus 3 days when I saw phish.
 
No it's not. myself and tons and tons of my friends smoke a lot of bud and one a few smoke cigs. I've only smoked 4 cigs ever and don't plan on smoking any more for the rest of my life.

And to comment on what jblaski said, he is correct. Yes, you can't die from SMOKING weed, but just like many other things, it can CONTRIBUTE to death. Again, there are no recorded direct deaths from marijuana (overdoses), but he is correct that it leads to indirect deaths (sometimes car accidents, etc) because some people are just plain stupid.
 
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