Google is too smart for me

katie.

katie.

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It knows all my secrets.
 
this site reminds me of a golf course i used to work at.

i was on the trim crew and there were 10 dudes, and 2 chicks.

one chick was maybe a two outta ten. im fairly certain if she were to trip and fall she would just keep rolling. she was almost perfectly sypherical.

the other chick, was a solid 7 at best.

but all summer, every dude at the course was alllllllll over both of them. a couple months in the solid 7 chicks ego was so inflated she thought she was fuckin claudia shiffer or something.

all because there were no girls to hit.

its crazy what a severely offset guy to girl ratio will do.
 
I was wondering this, too, but I think he meant fishing for guys to be like "date me, date me" or something- since the ad was for dating skiers and she claimed it was accurate in terms of her interests.
 
People are dumb. Girl makes post- must be attention whoring. Couldn't possible just be making a joke.
 
agreed.

Someone should make a thread for funny or coincidental advertising though, because this happens a lot and there are some pretty good ones scattered throughout different threads.
 
i get this one a lot too. its such a shameless advert haha, you cant even see their product, its just like, fuck it lets just have a hot girl showing off her boobs, that'll sell stuff way better than any picture of anything we make. and i am 100% okay with it.
 
one time I googled morel mushrooms and all of a sudden I wanted to buy them by the pound apparently
 
it keeps flashing me skiing, girls, ice cream, and red bull.

needless to say, it sure knows what makes me tick..
 
This. And if it were a guy OP it would be more like.

Repost. You suck dick. This thread is now about (insert animal, model, or piece of furniture here)
 
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