I ski in the Silverstar resort on Silverstar Road within the municipality of Vernon. My name is Gucciman7. I'm 11 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing fat dabs of that loud. I can smoke 10gs now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my pre-ski routine. I always apply a grain/distort and widen effect effect on my videos, because the effects conceal the fact that I am a terrible skier and hides my actual 5'1 height. Then Adobe after effects, then another instagram effect balm followed by a final shitpost on NS about my edit.
There is an idea of a Gucciman7, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
