Good ways to fuck with my school

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yungcigsmoker

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Won't go into much detail, but basically my highschool (hehehe lol Op is in highschool) has been very tight b-hole recently. What are some good ways to piss off the administration?
 
i would drill out a nice big hole in the side of the building

fill it with lots of lotion/lubezzz

make thineself erect af

repeatedly thrust erect phallic member in and out of building hole until ejaculation

congratulations! you have successfully fucked with your school!
 
13689138:GrantLewisIsDNTM said:
i would drill out a nice big hole in the side of the building

fill it with lots of lotion/lubezzz

make thineself erect af

repeatedly thrust erect phallic member in and out of building hole until ejaculation

congratulations! you have successfully fucked with your school!
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C-

Also in b4 burn it down
 
Get your whole class/school to get a watermelon and all bring it to school one day

Everyone puts their watermelon in a super weird place and see what happens
 
High school doesn't matter. Don't look at it like "Omg I'm gonna do something funny to get back at them hehehe" just do what you want.

The only control that really exists is kids being afraid of getting in trouble. Yolo

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13689151:theabortionator said:
High school doesn't matter. Don't look at it like "Omg I'm gonna do something funny to get back at them hehehe" just do what you want.

The only control that really exists is kids being afraid of getting in trouble. Yolo

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theres at least a little bit of truth in this. Getting in trouble as a kid really doesn't matter and if you're smart you'll be fine regardless.
 
Put super-glue in all of the door locks.

I actually did this to one classroom in the morning but ended up skipping anyways. I'm sure it was a shit-show.
 
A couple friends and I just ordered two thousand crickets and were gonna put them in our schools halfway done renovations with a fuck ton of whatever crickets eat so they stay alive and breed like hell
 
13689194:chacha33 said:
A couple friends and I just ordered two thousand crickets and were gonna put them in our schools halfway done renovations with a fuck ton of whatever crickets eat so they stay alive and breed like hell
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aftermath story required
 
Step 1: Buy a mattress

Step 2: put mattress in your school's pool

Step 3: School needs crane to take mattress out of pool.
 
Dude summers in like a month...why would you potentially get in trouble. Just deal with whatever it is for a month..chances are you are over reacting as all HS typically do
 
Release a bunch of rats into the school they are a couple bucks at the pet store and will screw shit up and probably not traceable to you.
 
13689347:crotchvent said:
Release a bunch of rats into the school they are a couple bucks at the pet store and will screw shit up and probably not traceable to you.
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This is a great idea, me and my buddy released a few a chickens in our HS as a prank and it was awesome, we also never got close to getting caught. I bet rats would be even better. But the best animal I think would be squirrels. You can buy a squirrel trap for about 20 bucks I think.
 
13689353:spacecaptain4 said:
This is a great idea, me and my buddy released a few a chickens in our HS as a prank and it was awesome, we also never got close to getting caught. I bet rats would be even better. But the best animal I think would be squirrels. You can buy a squirrel trap for about 20 bucks I think.
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Surprisingly a very under rated meat. Pretty tasty. Use those traps and give one a shot one day. Did a little soy/asian type marinade glaze and slow grilled it.
 
Replace the sugar in your least favorite staff members coffee with cocaine.

Draw cocks in the bathroom stalls. My old middle school had one the kids named "Mr. Squishy"

Sell your friend a huge bag of oregano infront of the principal or someone high up in the staff

dont do anything that will get you too fucked. I plan on doing a couple low key things the last few days, I fly well under the staffs radar.
 
13689394:Titus69 said:
Sell your friend a huge bag of oregano infront of the principal or someone high up in the staff.
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This could get you into some deep shit. Even if whats being sold is clearly not drugs you are marketing it as such and can be charged with intent to sell whatever drug you are marketing, in this case weed. Definitely advice finding something else to do.
 
For my senior prank my friends and I are ordering thousands of lady bugs (they are dirt cheap) and putting them in our school. Do this
 
13689410:Randy_Quench said:
This could get you into some deep shit. Even if whats being sold is clearly not drugs you are marketing it as such and can be charged with intent to sell whatever drug you are marketing, in this case weed. Definitely advice finding something else to do.
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Wait so I could get arrested for selling oregano because I made it look like I was selling pot? Im baked so this is kinda confusing me. Never knew that was an actual thing, this would be bad, especially at school. OP just leave a nasty shit in the teachers lounge every morning.
 
go to class every day, get good grades and then go to a nice college and have a successful career. that'll show em!
 
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