Good skier = babe/hunk magnet?

I dunno?

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
you dont have to be a good skier to be a babe magnet, just look at me. Wait a minute, no, forget that. I am a loser.

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
you don't gotta be a pro to be a chick magnet - you just gotta act like a pro on the hill and stick whatever you got in your bag... unless you arn't kinda good already, than just hit on her on the lift than get her to to before you than just say 'you arn't feeling it today' and do like something easy with style... she'll be all over you like white on rice in a snowstorm

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I jibbed her funbox' Dave Pauls.
 
Darryl speaks with knowledge , (he uses that technique alot) haha jks

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
Your best bet is to walk around with some really big NO. 1!!!! trophies and a portable podium for you to stand on. You have to act the part of a winner before you can start winning.

 
i dont get any girls with my acceptional skiing ablitities....i need to get a new face i think

--To be a jibber you've got to be so fresh to have style and finesse way above the rest-
 
umm i dont really dig ski chicks..i usually have to put my swerve on and i get all the chicks that way

'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'

-Shaniqua Bootycall
 
wearing one piece brightly colored ski suits always helps.

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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

Go from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

-Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy

'People who smoke pot grow up and do nothing with their lives.... Look at me. I'm a teacher.'

- My Gym Teacher
 
Or you can just be like me and Matty and be naturally sooooo amazingly studly that all the ladies are hanging off you anyway and you gotta beat them away with huge sticks and stuff, aye Matt, haha, yeeeeah

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
fuck just being able to ski can get ya chicks...but you actualy have to look good and all. you can kick ass and be a pro and all but be ugly as hell and all you will ever get is a pro hoe who only wants you for you money.

hey i lost my virginity... did any of you guys find that by any chance?

 
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