Good names

Steezy_IN_KC

Steezy_IN_KC

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I have been thinking about good names lately on the account that some of my good friends are starting to get married... This is not a BS fake claim post but actual people that got married and their names went from funny to hilarious.

a girl from my college named Jessica Hardick.. got married to Zachary Softcock. So legally she went from a hardick to a softcock.
A smoking hot professor of mine Miss. Woody recently got married to Mr. DIckerson.
Finally a women that my mother works for named Tiny got married to a man with the last name of Nipple. With in the first 9 months they had a son.. i kid you not they named him Harry! Can you imagine the crap that kid is going to catch!

Any one else have a good name story? tell me what you think
 
not quite as funny, but my mom's friend went from her last name being Goodall to Dickout.

and she is a doctor, so she could have been Dr. Goodall but she is Dr. Dickout.

my question is why would you choose to accept their last name when it sucks that much
 
At my brother's tennis sectionals (pre-state tourney because NY is so big for those of you that might not have them), there was a kid there named "Mike Hawk," a native american fellow. i lol'd when they were announcing brackets and heard it
 
my mom's maiden name is heiman my dad's name is dick. my name is julia heiman-dick.

holla
 
I KNOW AN ASIAN NAMED TINY DICK

I KNOW A MEXICAN NAMED DIRTY STACHE

I KNOW A BLACK MAN NAMED GRAPE WATERMELON

I KNOW A WHITE GUY NAMED STUPID HONKEY

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I have one, asian guy i work with name is just the letter E!

cople good last names from my days at an english boarding school, titcum and titmore. hahahha
 
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its not funny in english i guess, but there is this guy whose name is

RAINER NARR

compare that to another german phrase

REINER NARR

in english "PURE/TOTAL FOOL". its not close, its the same fucking word.

well this is only half the story. apparently he likes the attention and named his kid

NOAH NARR

compare that to another german (local dialect) phrase

NO AH NARR

in english "ANOTHER FOOL". again, there is literally no difference when you say it. noone knows what these people want. as i said i think they want the attention.
 
and just to say, these people live like 10 miles from where i live. and their family owns a sportshop and its so funny to see a soccerclub wearing trainingjackets that say FOOL all over their backs.
 
in the squamish gas station coming back from whistler there was an east-indian clerk named sukhdeep

when i looked at his name tag i almost burst out laughing.
 
I once met a girl named Kesal Anna Lasek.... yeah its spelled the same forwards as backwards, I asked to see her ID to check if she was lying. Her parents must have been on some shit back in the day.
 
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