Good Jokes

[fennjack]

your best jokes, lets hear 'em.

 

[.AR6rider.]

So these two whales walk into a bar...

 

[Mr.Turtle]

I fucked your mother.

 

[ORDEAL]

I need some to tell the lifties tomorrow guys

 

[e_strapp]

knock knock..

 

[MothaHucker]

the holocaust

 

[k-fred]

a women outside a kitchen.

 

[PopsicleStand]

whats the deal with airline food anyways?

 

[fennjack]

Whos there

 

[e_strapp]

i've tried anal.

 

[Rafiki]

fuck you frank you're drunk.

stupid asswhale...

 

[Anathema]

so a rabbit and a bear are taking a shit in the woods ,

the bear looks down at the rabbit and asks "do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

the rabbit replies "no.. no i can't say that i do.."

so the bear takes the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

AWW HAWW HAWWWWWW!!

courtesy eddie murphy from delirious.

 

[e_strapp]

i lol'd

 

[Dr.Newschoolers]

So a giraffe walks into a bar and lays down.. A few minutes later a farmer walks in and says to the bartender "Whats that lyin' there?"

The bartenter responds "thats not a lion its a giraffe"

3rd grader jokes....their good i know

 

[e_strapp]

this. what a joke

 

[CluckaChuck]

Why couldn't the kid purchase tickets to see the pirate movie?

BECAUSE IT WAS RATED ARHHHHH!

 

[Montville57]

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is called and the duck is promptly caught and released in the nearby park.

 

[Lucas]

Naked

 

[Dr.Newschoolers]

two guys walk into a bar......where do they go next?

The Hospital

 

[e_strapp]

how do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?

turn it upside down

 

[Mr.Turtle]

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

A dad walks into a bar.

His alcoholism is destroying his family.

 

[iSmokeweed]

what did the elephant say to the naked man?

that thing sure is cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

 

[WI_Personallty]

three guys walk into a bar, the fourth one ducks

you didn't say not to, you said don't.

and other various asortments of blonde jokes

 

[5oup5teeze]

What do you say to a married woman?

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score.

 

[Spic-N-SpaN]

jib life

 

[.AR6rider.]

This is a thread for good jokes, not old, bad ones.