Going to AMERICA, help!

[Jake...]

Hello soon to be fellow muricans!

I am coming down to escape the polar bears and embrace your american culture and what's finer than a good old fashioned Nascar race in Bristol Tennessee.

I need your help!

In order to fully embrace Merica, I want to deck myself out in some american flag bandanas and some eagles soaring threw american flags or something along these lines of a t shirt (that I can rip sleeves off of). Where can I purchase these items cheap so I will fit in? Time is off the essence, online ordering is out of the question.

Any other suggestions that will help me be as american as possible are appreciated!

 

[smooter]

youre gonna look like a dickhead just sayin

 

[spaceghostpurp]

buy some hunting camo. you will never look out of place. i recomend realtree.

 

[Caucasian_Asian]

Flea market

 

[-benedetto]

Wal-mart. And you can feel American as fuck shopping there!

 

[baethoven]

soaring threw american flags

Soaring sounds like a dick..

 

[TurquoiseGrizzly]

Goodwill.

That is all.

USA! USA!

 

[Mag]

youre gonna look like a dickhead just sayin

nonsense

 

[ANDR01D]

Wal-Mart is the place to go.

 

[KravtZ]

Just search online. Way easier especially if your not even here yet so much more american flag gear. That being said...the two most american things to wear is american flags and camo.

 

[TurquoiseGrizzly]

Time is off the essence, online ordering is out of the question[/QUOTE]

QUOTE=13099399:KravtZ]Just search online. Way easier especially if your not even here yet so much more american flag gear. That being said...the two most american things to wear is american flags and camo.[/QUOTE]

Reeead.

 

[ThaLorax]

Sooooo, you intend to move to our country and proceed to mock our culture?

 

[JAHpow]

 

[Pigeon.]

goodwill and walmart are the best places to look. gas stations sometimes.

if you really want to embrace american culture make sure you act better than everybody else and say freedom and 'merica in every sentence.

 

[Park_Mho]

Op:

 

[BigScaryLarry]

my best suggestion is to not come to the fucking US cuz its fucked up and sucks. unless you are coming to vt. vt is the bomb

 

[Wampire]

First you have to get really fat, and if you are going to be in Tennessee make sure to bring a cousin.

you in your cousin will most likely bang there

 

[JGWI]

You might want to hurry your ass to Mississippi or you might be seriously hurt.

 

[.frenchy]

Why don't you just buy some Dale Earnhardt Jr stuff instead of lookin like a huge NASCAR-gaper

And are you going to Sprint cup or Nationwide race?

 

[.frenchy]

First you have to get really fat, and if you are going to be in Tennessee make sure to bring a cousin.

you in your cousin will most likely bang there

You might want to hurry your ass to Mississippi or you might be seriously hurt.

2 people who obviously have never been south of the Mason-Dixie line.... L o l

Oh look at that, looked at your profiles, you live in Colorado and Minnesota.

 

[Wampire]

2 people who obviously have never been south of the Mason-Dixie line.... L o l

Oh look at that, looked at your profiles, you live in Colorado and Minnesota.

well it was a joke.... so

 

[plyswthsqrrls]

my best advice would be to turn around and head back to canada, where healthcare is free and no one gives a fuck

 

[JGWI]

2 people who obviously have never been south of the Mason-Dixie line.... L o l

Oh look at that, looked at your profiles, you live in Colorado and Minnesota.

unknowledgeably assumption is a dangerous thing.