Goggle Tans

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So Its spring skiing and a prime time to pick up a goggle tan.Mine tend to last a really long time like 2 months after last time skiing. So what do you think of them? nasty or cool
 
GNAR as f*ck bro how else the whole world gonna know you go big.

Also the deepness of your goggle tan directly relates to how large your nuts are.
 
I guess it depends who you hang out with.. a lot of my friends don't ski and don't respect the authority that normally comes with the goggle tan
 
Theyre great I've got a sunglasses tan from closing weekend on the mtn here but damn it hurts like a bitch right now.
 
showed up to a work meeting this week with a gnarly goggle tan and got ripped on like no other. Everyone said I looked ridiculous with it. Skier problems...
 
At spring break, I skied without using sunscreen and my face mask was around my chin 90% of the time. I ended up with an insane goggle tan. Fast forward 4 weeks, and its still here. Everyone who doesn't ski just laughs at it and makes cheesy comments like "It looks like you have dirt on your face" or "It looks like you have really bad makeup contouring".

So to summarize it, yes, goggle tans are dope, but at some point they start to attract a ton of attention and it can get annoying. People still come up to me and say "oh your tan line is starting to fade away!"
 
I always have a face mask but I keep it below my nose so now it looks like I have this long as mustache. I think its pretty dope but I get ripped on by quite a few people about it.
 
You have to have a gap between your goggles and helmet big enough so that you have a tan line straight through your forehead
 
Mine gets really bad from now till August, I have already got it going fairly good but I have a beard right now so I can't decide if I shave it now and keep the tan even or keep it all summer and have the gnarliest tan lines for the off season ha
 
13673337:Pole-Less said:
Goggle tans are awesome if people know how you got it haha
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i had an insane goggle tan my freshmen year of highschool due to a very sunny winter in michigan which is uncommon, and skin that tans super quick. Everyone just thought i had some skin condition and was wierd
 
13673827:.otto. said:
i had an insane goggle tan my freshmen year of highschool due to a very sunny winter in michigan which is uncommon, and skin that tans super quick. Everyone just thought i had some skin condition and was wierd
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Yeah is just awkward
 
i try to get a goggle tan but it just burn. One time i forgot sunscreen and i had a massive red burn that soon turned into blisters that later peeled off. Remember kids, listen to yo mom and put on that sunscreen!
 
Last year I got one that lasted for a few weeks, people just hate because they can't go skiing enough to get a goggle tan.
 
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