Goggle Hot

[theabortionator]

You disappoint me.

That's what my dad always says

 

[hank.ski]

Does anybody else run into the problem of finding who you think is a pretty attractive girl on the hill, only to realize once she takes off the goggles... She's not quite what you expected.

lol parker you're my favorite

 

[McLS]

i think it's more important that you can't distinguish their age.

This. Was on the chairlift, and some girl (goggles on) was sitting a few seats from me. I thought she was pretty hot and considered following her, to get next to her the next lift. At the top she went to her mom and dad, took off googles and she was 14 tops. Scared the shit outta me.

 

[kim_jong_ill]

I've met so many guys that are fuckable with goggles on, and then friendzoned as soon as they come off. Such a disappointment.

so should we just leave our goggles on 24/7?

 

[Mingg]

so should we just leave our goggles on 24/7?

If you're ugly

 

[kim_jong_ill]

Since I had my balaclava just below my mouth every single day for the past 4 seasons, I get this really funny tan that looks just like a big dirty moustache.

i end up looking like i have a beard above my mouth because of this and my goggles. looks so boss

 

[kim_jong_ill]

If you're ugly

I'm Canadian so I can't be ugly

 

[Hamlet]

Thougt a girl I was talking to was at least 18, turned out she was 15. Skied hard too, why couldn't she have been born a few years earlier?!

 

[Hamlet]

Thougt a girl I was talking to was at least 18, turned out she was 15. Skied hard too, why couldn't she have been born a few years earlier?!

 

[Wampire]

Since I had my balaclava just below my mouth every single day for the past 4 seasons, I get this really funny tan that looks just like a big dirty moustache.

shit me too i hate it. i look gross with that tan

 

[awelshkiwi]

literally the worst thing ever, i also find a hot girl that looks like complete gaper is much more unattractive

 

[Peter.]

i have this problem a lot

because you're a sweaty nerd who has dorito grease all over their face

 

[steezburgereddie]

Only old ladies and little gorls ski at my hill so i have nothing to contribute yet.

 

[T-Holt]

I was riding a quad with my friend on the left and 2 random girls on my right. I asked the girl to my right if she was a pirate what shoulder she would put her parrot on, assuming she was 19ish I proceeded to put my arm around her, she then said she was 15. I was devastated

Can confirm, I was friend on left.

Can confirm, I was 15 year old girl on right.

 

[CrapBandit]

I've met so many guys that are fuckable with goggles on, and then friendzoned as soon as they come off. Such a disappointment.

keep their goggles on and push their head down ;P

 

[op14]

Imagine the disappointment those guys feel...

Yea i bet those guys would love fucking a man