Goggle Hot

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PKchu

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Does anybody else run into the problem of finding who you think is a pretty attractive girl on the hill, only to realize once she takes off the goggles... She's not quite what you expected.
 
Yeah that happened to me last year. I was talking to this snowboarder chick for a while but then she took off her goggles and I was like "shit". That's ok though, I wasn't mad
 
I was talking to this one hot skier girl but then she took off her goggles and I realized it was a dude.

Hawkward
 
Riding down the park and looked up at the chairlift to see my friends with this girl in a red jacket. Went back up to the park on the lift and when I caught up to them I realized from the long hair it was a girl. Took off my skis and was walking to her when she took off her goggles and it was my ex taking her first visit to the hill that day.
 
Last spring break I was at alyeska for a trip and I met this decent looking snowboarder in the park. However once we got talking she took off her goggles and 1. She was really hot 2. She was actually a skier and 3. She borrowed my phone to get ahold of her missing friends. If you have a ns account you should get ahold of me.
 
I've met so many guys that are fuckable with goggles on, and then friendzoned as soon as they come off. Such a disappointment.
 
13114174:Mingg said:
I've met so many guys that are fuckable with goggles on, and then friendzoned as soon as they come off. Such a disappointment.
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Imagine the disappointment those guys feel...
 
I was riding a quad with my friend on the left and 2 random girls on my right. I asked the girl to my right if she was a pirate what shoulder she would put her parrot on, assuming she was 19ish I proceeded to put my arm around her, she then said she was 15. I was devastated
 
13114201:Dragonslayer101 said:
I was riding a quad with my friend on the left and 2 random girls on my right. I asked the girl to my right if she was a pirate what shoulder she would put her parrot on, assuming she was 19ish I proceeded to put my arm around her, she then said she was 15. I was devastated
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That's seriously awkward.
 
13114201:Dragonslayer101 said:
I was riding a quad with my friend on the left and 2 random girls on my right. I asked the girl to my right if she was a pirate what shoulder she would put her parrot on, assuming she was 19ish I proceeded to put my arm around her, she then said she was 15. I was devastated
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cant hate on the approach tho, shoulda taken one for the team pussy
 
In highschool I did a ski camp that wend on every weekend during the winter. The first week there was this super hot girl in my group, but I never talked to her. The next week she started talking to me and asked if I wanted to ditch to group and duck some ropes. I got super stoked so we ditched and skied some sick pow and then we met back up with everyone for lunch. When she took off her goggles it was a different girl from than the one from the first week. She said she got her friend to fill in for her the first week. So sad.
 
Been there lol. I asked to ride up with a girl on a colder day last year at Afton. Halfway up when we took down our face masks, I realized she was considerably younger than I thought.

Long story short, I told her stay in school and wished her luck on her driving test..
 
ie: biddie glasses

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13114155:Railersailer said:
I thought this thread was about when your goggles get hot and fog up.
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13114219:SFB said:
i have this problem a lot
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13114318:Railersailer said:
It got to a point where I just wear my prescription sunglasses
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Pop your lens out in the top center to vent. That's all you need to do. If you're hiking in the spring you can pop them a little more but it works wonders.

Also make sure you don't have a bunch of hair chilling under them. And if you don't want them to fog keep them on. IF you toss them on your forehead for the hike up they'll probably fog to shit.

Seriously, just pop the center of your goggles open on top and you're basically good to go or at least wayyyyy better off.

Sunglasses aren't a bad way to roll if the weathers nice though. I rock mine all the time in the spring, no foggage or goggle tan.
 
I rode up on a lift with this bangin girl next to me. when she took her goggles off to clean them I realized she was just 8 years old.

we still hooked up
 
Pop your lens out in the top center to vent. [/quote]

This is absolute genius. Why I have never thought of this I do not know.
 
13114785:matthewisme said:
Whoever thought meeting girls on a ski lift was a legitimate good idea was blind
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why dont you tell that to my gf. she's asleep right now tho she has her first day of 3rd grade tomorrow
 
Or when she takes off her goggles and turns out to be a dude in pink cloths.

Truly devastating
 
13114682:BBurt said:
Pop your lens out in the top center to vent.

This is absolute genius. Why I have never thought of this I do not know.
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Try it our man, it works wonders. I wouldn't be able to get any work done without it. Take your goggles off and you can't see shit cause of the glare but if you have them on they fog to shit and you can't see anyway.

Pop them lenses and the world makes sense again
 
13114961:thekingofns said:
This happens at Harvard too, we call them harvard goggles, girls who are 4's otherwise become 8's
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Tell me all about your Harvard days, in other news this thread is too on the mark.
 
13113964:theabortionator said:
I was talking to this one hot skier girl but then she took off her goggles and I realized it was a dude.

Hawkward
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lmfao!!!! haha, I died when I saw this!
 
13114174:Mingg said:
I've met so many guys that are fuckable with goggles on, and then friendzoned as soon as they come off. Such a disappointment.
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I actually become much more fuckable when the goggles come up.
 
When I broke my collar bone a ski patroller came down to help me out and she happened to be blonde (My fav) and have big tits (also a plus). I was stoked and tried to be macho af.

So I was trying to be nonchalant and get up but as i did so I heard a crackle of pops as all of my shattered bones rubbed against each other. I tried not to scream as got on and off the chair lift holding my skis. After a bumpy ass ride to the main medical center I finally got to see her face only to realize she was pretty meh and the mental stabiity of a four year old. dreams shattered
 
13114621:theabortionator said:
Pop your lens out in the top center to vent. That's all you need to do. If you're hiking in the spring you can pop them a little more but it works wonders.

Also make sure you don't have a bunch of hair chilling under them. And if you don't want them to fog keep them on. IF you toss them on your forehead for the hike up they'll probably fog to shit.

Seriously, just pop the center of your goggles open on top and you're basically good to go or at least wayyyyy better off.

Sunglasses aren't a bad way to roll if the weathers nice though. I rock mine all the time in the spring, no foggage or goggle tan.
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too bad im blind without my glasses
 
yeah thats what makes it fun. its a mystery. sometimes you don't know what hides behind the goggles before its too late
 
13114621:theabortionator said:
Sunglasses aren't a bad way to roll if the weathers nice though. I rock mine all the time in the spring, no foggage or goggle tan.
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>implying goggle tan is not a sign of honour to be worn with pride

You disappoint me.
 
Since I had my balaclava just below my mouth every single day for the past 4 seasons, I get this really funny tan that looks just like a big dirty moustache.
 
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