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^NewYork

^NewYork

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my fucking parents are gone, im alone. its 1am and my doorbell just rang. my dog went fucking nuts and now I cant here her. now the FUCKING guy is knocking. im pissing my pants. i pressed the page button on my phone reciver to here were it was and its downstairs. I would have to go past th door to go downstairs FUCKKKKKK. what should i do.
 
oh man, it's like watching a horror movie. the suspense!! dude, are you good man? or did the sucker get ya..
 
Who is it? Ever think of looking? Grow up a bit, get some balls. I mean shit, you'd be fine, and not at all out of line if you answered the door with a baseball bat. If you've got that, he wouldn't dare fuck with you, and if he does, just start cracking away. Inside of knees, torso hits, slam it down on his head. Bam. You're safe.
 
who the fuck is this guy at your door? maybe he wants to give you pizza or perhaps offer you a pleasant invitation to a night of successful porn filming?
 
oh just call the cops..they have nothing better to do and it'll be damn funny if it turns out you know the guy.
 
Or just open the door... Could be like your parents or a friend or someone who broke down on the highway who needs help...
 
i'll go if you finish the rest of your story and end up dying.amen/guaranteed/i'm not sure what to say in this situation/ i promise
 
yeah bring a bat or frying pan.... chances are you probably know the person

that happened to me once when i was watching the exorcist at like midnight and i was scared and i flipped on the lights and it was one of my friends
 
set a bunch of traps like in home alone

go open the door and if its somebody trying to kill you theen lure them into the traps and your set.
 
well if your home alone, you can call the cops and say there is a suspicous person at my house and they'll be there and its not like you'll get in shit.

i bet its your neighbor or something, who rings doorbells before they rob?
 
stop being such a pussy, grab a metal bar or bat or something ...or even a knife and conseal it in your back poket...and answer the fucking door...by the time u actually do it, the guy is going to be hella pissed anyways becasue he was standing outside for like 2 hours.
 
oh man i would shit myself too, just because i am a pussy. it is funny how he is on NS while there is a suspious person at his front door. that is core.
 
This has happened to my three times before.

One time it was a girlscout selling cookies.

Next time it was Fedex dropping off some ski stuff.

The last time, it was some weird guy at the wrong house. It was kinda creepy, I had a "concealed weapon" in the pocket, he looked really sketchy. Kinda scary.
 
this just happened to my friend sam. he finally opened it and it was some weird ass guy that just bolted. scary shit.

if it ever happened to me id grab a shotgun (empty because we dont hunt they are like grandpa's old ones) and open the door, but id keep the shotgun in my other hand behind the door.
 
I didint answer the door, I went to bed I woke up. nothing happend. you guys suck.im sure that if someone banged on your door non stop at one in the morning you would walk downstairs and say hello
 
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