God damnit

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Sokiem

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my gf made me cookies last night and my mom already ate half of them :|. Shit.

Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
you should stab her in the eye with a pair of plyers

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
rusty pliers

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
lmaotell ur gf to get back in the kitchen and bake a cake!!

- I had a Dream....

I was on a rail that never ended and i have PERFECT balance-
 
dont forget the chain and the whip to keep her in line...jokes

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NUFF SAID

 
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