I made a go-kart out of a 1990 Mustang. It was badass, I took off all the door panels, cut off the roof and stripped the interior. Then spraypainted 'slutmobile' on it and did donuts in a construction zone. It was full of empty beer cans cuz I wouldn't let people drive it if they were sober. The rad leaked cuz my friend hit a dumpster so every 20 minutes or so you had to piss or pour beer into the radiator reservoir and mould started growing in it. The battery wasn't tied down either so it would flip over bumps and shower you in acid. This one dumb girl got in once wearin all white and wanted me to take her for a 'nice ride'. I brought her back covered head to toe in mud!! The gas tank leaked fuel durning right hand turns. there were no seat belts, the passenger just had to hold onto the hole where the glove box was. Ah, good times were had by all in the slutmobile.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'221 is fucking hilarious'
~221