Give me one reason it would be better to be a girl

Although I commented before, I am completely with you in that I think a girl in loose fitting clothing is cute as hell. I even think a girl in a white tee and jeans is cuter than a girl in a nice dress or all dolled up (girl dependent, of course). I wish more girls took that style.
 
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girls a chill personality and a decent looking body will get you a lot farther than a uptight personality and a hot body, unless one nighters,
 
personally i feel theres definatly a "girly" kinda box. some of my friends tease me about always wearing hoodies like a boy, not wearing makeup and stuff and i hate it. also the not getting a boner thing is good but im always worried about getting an unexpected time of the month thing.
 
I saw a girl on the bus in sweats today that looked like she got hit in the crotch with a red paintball and had no idea or was just really good at playing it off like it was nbd.
moral of the story: i'm glad i don't bleed out my dick.
 
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BUT... sometimes we can cry and get our way.

works well with cops and getting tickets.

if a guy cries... he's a wimp.

fyi, i have never done this before... but i have seen it firsthand and YES it works.
 
boobs, sex.being small so I can buy a smaller snowboard/skis/poles and fit in small places, etchaving the choice of either guys or girls skisbeing cool and nice
if I wanted to be a guy, then I would, but I'm not sooooo....
 
this.

I always wear mens hoodies, flannel shirts, ski outerwear, and I rarely wear much make-up, and alot of the time I am subject to ridicule because of this.

Maybe if I lived in a ski town it would be a little different, but I live in a part of the UK where the girls are famous for being slags.

People expect far more of you if you're a girl, you're supposed to spend like an hour getting ready for a night out, act ladylike and keep a good body (but get ripped on for ordering salads instead of a burger)

And the unexpected monthly bleeds are terrible, when you're stuck with nothing to plug the hole. I'd rather have boners than that man.

And girls are so sneaky and manipulative, a lot of the time girls wont tell you they have a problem with you, they will ignore you/talk shit about you behind your back ect. Guys seem to be a lot more straightforward about those sorts of things.

AND we have to shave or wax everywhere. We either have to shave loads, or wax which is really fucking painful.

But on the plus side of being a girl:

- Easier to be comparitively mint at skiing

- Can get drinks bought for you (but you have to dress slutty in my town for that)

- Not being kicked in the nuts.

To be honest I think guys do have it way easier than girls. I mean I think they have a fair amount of shit to deal with too, but girls have just a little bit more.
 
fitting in small places is not that big of an advantage? I cant think of a single time where a girl has got in some really tight space and I thought, man I really wish I could get in that uncomfortably small space.
 
This fkn slayed me.

But when have you scissored your junk turning in a chair!?!?? HUH? How about zipper bites?? Danger everywhere!!!

I'd say the bigget advantage to being a girl is multiple orgasms. They can just hom along for minutes climaxing, and they're still ready to go for another one, no need to stop or anything. The shit is unbelievable, and I for one am super jealous.

That and they own us in so many ways. It's true.
 
honestly how have you and i been the only two to mention their orgasms? we jizz and we're like aww yeah, they come and theyre like HLKHFKSDBFDJKBFKJDBCDJKBC BZZZZZZZZZZZZ for a minute, then, instead of needing a break, theyre just more charged up.. not fair
 
i don't know, maybe i'm just special, but i can have like 5 orgasms during sex. needless to say, when i'm done with her she looks like a glazed donut. i'm a one man bukkake army.
 
My one word reply on Page 3 was: "Orgasms". Straight jealous. I mean, its dope that I can provide such a service, having a lady trembling and not being able to speak and all. But what we get in return, if it happens (damn you Whiskey), just is not the same.
 
I think maybe a good thing now is that there is artificial sperm so we could essentially live on this earth by ourselves? It would be no fun though.
Also we get to play with our boobs >:)
 
haha i remember weighing out a g and giving it to some girl and being like 20 bucks yo. she was like wahhhh imma girl it should be free. I took the gram back
 
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