Give me one reason it would be better to be a girl

if i was a girl i would absolutely prioritize this.

peeing while standing is so convenient but i guess itd be weird if a girl did it...
 
free drugs, drinks, sugar daddys, real daddys, people actually feel sorry for you if something bad happens, you aren't expected to always have a grip on shit, you can actually be sad when you are and don't have to hide it, if you want to really have sex bad you can walk out your front door and get some guy to bang you for free, there are negatives but those are the positives i can think of for right now oh ya did I mention free drinks
 
You have clearly never slipt the beam. I have done gymnastics forever and let me tell you, spilting the beam is the worst thing.

Free drinks and meals.

Get doors help open for me.

I have boobs.

Nobody will turn a girl away from a party. And I can get cups and beer for free for guys.
 
free drinks, not waking up with a hundred dollar bar tab and no money in the bank would be nice, fucking 8 dollar mixed drinks fuck you bitches hos and sluts fuck you with no regard to anyone else or that you could buy a pint and not have to drink 80 dollars worth of drinks that cost 10 dollars to make at the bar , If I was a girl I would probably do the same thing just not buy 8 Dollar mixed drinks and ask for shots of goose when I know somebody else is paying, just fucking stuck up, thats one reason it would be better to be a girl, THE BAR
 
Boobs, no BSTL. That's pretty much it.

Why is it better to be a guy?

No periods

Not having to give birth

Not angry every month

and plenty more.
 
girls dont have to worry about random boners. i think it's safe to say the most embarrassing predicaments a man can find himself in occur when all eyes are on him and he springs wood.
oh, and girls don't have to deal with erectile difficulties when they're drunk. there's another embarrassing moment.. when whiskey dick has your nuts in a vice and youre starring down at a girl who is not impressed, taking the whole situation personally.
 
only in low paying jobs like waitress's and assistants(not sure about pay of assistants)

o and if i were a chick i could be a pro skier and i suck
 
All that I got from this thread is, free Drinks and not getting hit in the balls.

Ya I think I will stick to being a guy.
 
but to get away from the obvious differences in male and female plumbing, i think it would be cool to weigh less. like im always lugging 175 pounds of man meat around. think of how much energy you'd have if you were in the 110-115 range. how good it would feel to get out and exercise more without feeling dragged down. and think of the back problems you WOULDN'T have, since most of our weight is high on our frames, adding stress to the lower joints.
and it would also be cool if wearing booty shorts was socially acceptable. as a girl, you can just rock out showing as much skin as you want. guys.. not so much. if anyone has run track before, or swam competitively, you know how awesome those skimpy running shorts feel, or swimming in a speedo is. so non-restricting. i just want my flabby man-parts to jiggle freely in the summer mist, but i would probably be arrested for indecent exposure. if i was a girl, though, shit i'd strut my stuff all day and night.
 
I don't care how much your tits or clit hurt the only time I really ever see a man cry is when they get hit and the nuts. Seriously breaking my collar bone hurt way less than an average sack tap.
 
Haha this... You can go to any party you want and you are guaranteed entrance and booze. No awkward boners is probably pretty awesome too... And if you're atleast decent looking and not a bitch, you won't get shit on.
 
yeah, because when tapped in the tit you fall to the ground, vomit, cry, and can't stand back up.
oh no wait, tits don't do that, that's what balls are for.
 
well I'm not saying it doesn't hurt, just that it's not as bad. I mean, a hit to the balls will flat out level any guy, even a minor tap. Girls will be like "SONOFABITCH that hurt" but are still able to carry on. Who knows, maybe it IS just as painful and girls just all have a much higher pain tolerance.

 
and if a guy split the beam he would be on the ground for 30 minutes throwing up and there's a chance he won't be able to have kids anymore
 
Dats true, girls do tolerate more pain then guiz, which is totally not fair since we're the ones that's got balls
 
do you actually throw up when you get hit in the nuts? I punched my friend there once when he was teasing me about something stupid, and he actually started crying (which I found hilarious)..
 
daniel tosh comes to mind

"Being an ugly woman is a lot like being a man; You're going to have to work."
 
Yup... It has to be a pretty decently hard hit, but even a light tap brings a really shitty feeling in the pit of your stomach...
 
I love the feeling of being a girl when you're better at something than some guys are.

High heels and feeling sexy when you want is lovely, and then bumming in sweats and guys still thinking you're hot.

MAIN THING: girls can rock guys clothing without seeming like lesbians (hoodies, shoes, etc), whereas guys that wear girls stuff are automatically considered gay. It's a lovely freedom browsing both the men's and women's sections in certain stores without being creeped at or judged.
 
being able to be lazy and suck at sports but still have people cheer for you...

the my girlfriend ran a 3:30 half mile yesterday and beat like 8 girls, if she ran that in my race she would have gotten lapped... in a 2 lap race...
 
i think the difference is, atleast in my opinion, I have no desire at all to browse the womens section of a store or wear a fancy dress or high heels. girls love that stuff, so they do it, and its all good, theyre happy, were happy, etc.

I dont feel like im missing out on shoes or anything, because i dont really like shoes. i would much rather go barefoot all the time but now im getting off topic.
 
Im not comparing it to getting hit in the nuts. I heard that was the most brutal thing ever, like uncomprable to any pain. In that way girls have it easy i would much rather grt punched in the boibs a million times than have nuts and get hit. But i was just adding to her getting hit in the clit thing
 
Hahaha perfect response. But really, I don't really know any girls that rock guy's clothing.... I wouldn't really consider sweatpants "guy clothing" and I think it's safe to assume that the only girls that really rock guy's hoodies are skiier chicks. And even then it's more than likely only because it's hard to find tall women's clothing.

 
what's wrong with guys jeans, a white tshirt and sandals on a chick? It's cute for girls if we have the bod to pull off a looser piece of clothing without looking fat/weird. Another thing is guys button downs are usually so much better made and look good with leggings and a belt, just my two fashion cents. But fair enough
 
so basically youre saying if a girl is already hot, she can wear guy clothes... cuz shes already hot, right. so shes still hot. i dont get it.
 
the bigger the boobs, the bigger the back problems... the thing that does everything for them is literally a pain.

and girls are not stuck in the man box. having to act a certain way, to be a "man". you know what i mean.
 
but i guess there is a way for females to act. but i dont think its as constricting as a "man box"
 
your question was a lot more confusing than it needed to be. Basically girls who LOOK like dudes and wear guys clothing, then it doesn't work and they look like dudes, but girls who are hot/nice looking etc and wear guys clothing THE RIGHT WAY then it's pretty sick.
 
Oh haha knew I forgot something... With all that being said i have nothing wrong with girls wearing guy's clothes. A girl wearing skinny jeans and a tall tee is hot as fuck. And I love it when a girl wears my Jiberish and stuff. I was just pointing out that although you probably won't get ridiculed for wearing guy's clothes, I just don't see it that often.
 
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