Give me one reason it would be better to be a girl

[emilyiscool]

not quite, i was filling him with false hope rather then actually giving a shit about some random guy hitting on me on the internet. i know better then to do something sexual with someone i met online, inb4 donut in my butt.

 

[[evan]]

you crazy son of a bitch

 

[emilyiscool]

thats The crazy son of a bitch to you.

 

[PJS.]

Genital-wise, i object

 

[emilyiscool]

object to what?

 

[alexat955]

im guessing "son"

 

[tall_t]

^you calling him a bitch

 

[JahJahBinks]

BITCH, try having two balls.

 

[emilyiscool]

daughter of a bitch..?

 

[Desabrais]

i lol'ed

 

[shaggy.]

no no... that is something that you should waaant to do, the donut belongs in your butt

 

[ECB]

You can get paid more than guys to get naked

 

[skitheWest.]

ahahahahahah

 

[los.pinguinos]

dont worry theron willl pee in your butt

 

[adammontel]

your a noob!i bust 3 everynightthats what a real man doeswinning

 

[snowdon]

It's really not as awesome as you'd think. Lots of naked fat girls. But hey, at least they're trying to do something about it.

 

[theline]

bitch just got told

 

[catherineeeeeee]

a lot of free stuff. get smoked out errday.

 

[Huck_Norris]

Wait, so a real man makes you multiple orgasm every night? Interesting.

 

[emilyiscool]

Yah for every girl u wanna see naked there are 10 huge ones u don't blechhh

 

[emilyiscool]

Oh ok I was really worried

 

[Huck_Norris]

Wait so it's not like my fantasies and it's just like real life???? That's shitty.

 

[emilyiscool]

Sorry for killing ur fantasy :/

 

[Huck_Norris]

It's ok, you showed skin- which is all a man could really ask for to make him feel better.

 

[snowdon]

I once overheard someone ordering pizza WHILE THEY WERE STILL ON THE TREADMILL. I was like, okay this is why youre fat.

 

[Anathema]

cool story bro

 

[RubberSoul]

this post makes no sense. people who are active can eat a pizza occasionally and not give a fuck..?

 

[yelsel]

thats actually awesome multitasking right there. it would be even better if they were eating WHILE running on the treadmill. secksy

 

[Huck_Norris]

You'd love my leg press barstool then.

 

[snowdon]

Its just a little ridiculous to get pizza in the middle of working out. and she didnt look like it was an ocassional pizza.

 

[[evan]]

 

[skiinghogan]

Tosh.0Tags: Tosh.0 Videos,Daniel Tosh,Web Redemption

link - http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/game-ovaries

 

[.Midwest]

Hahahaha

 

[Huck_Norris]

/thread
Leave it to Tosh to slay a thread he's never even heard of.

 

[sack]

no blue balls... no blue ovaries either

 

[emilyiscool]

k as long as you feel better

 

[asapCferg]

so i was going well over the speed limit today (probs 20) or so over ..got away with a warning..yay for being a girl

 

[Zimmerman]

INFINITE ORGASMS

 

[CAPSLOCK*]

doesn't make up for being paid 10% less for the rest of your life

 

[asapCferg]

ya dont remind me..

 

[Lemuel]

Well, guys don't have to worry about that because real men can avoid being pulled over while surpassing the speed limit hahahhaa. Still haven't been pulled over idriving. In my boat......... well that is a much different story.

 

[katalina]

am i the only one who sees that bulge in "her" pants?

 

[beowulf]

Holy Fucking Donkey Fucking Camel Fucking Siamese Twin Hooker shit!!!

that is one fucking large bulge

 

[Huck_Norris]

It does if she gets to work 15% faster than you everyday for her entire life.

 

[disastertourism]

lol i love fat people like that.

i have a made whos like obese and started going to the gym, but then she used to get home from the gym and eat an entire cheesecake or a whole packet of biscuits.

and then wondered why she wasn't losing weight

 

[Anathema]

hey. im fat. leave me alone. so what if i go to the gym for 15 minutes and come home and eat a bowl of icecream.
ITS BETTER THAN NOTHING, K?

 

[disastertourism]

NAW ITS NOT BETTER THAN NOTHING.

go eat another cream pie fatty.

 

[emilyiscool]

lol its a crease in the skirt you moron. pm me if you wanna come check XD

 

[*monsterskier*]

whoooooaaaa buddy.....anger issues

 

[GayWolf420]

Salt lake city