Give me one reason it would be better to be a girl

[Jane6]

Good move. Hate when girls do that.

But just one question, almost everyone in this thread have been bitching and whining about that girls get free drinks and stuff... I dont know, man. Can only speak for myself, but its not like I just walk up to a guy and make him buy me a beer.

Just stop buying skanks booze and you'll have one less thing to be "jealous" about.

And if you're just buying the alcohol to get in their pants... good job.

 

[Poikenz]

It's easier to get into a girls pants by not buying her stuff.. Just so everyone knows.

 

[sack]

I would have to agree with the orgasm point. we can keep on going between orgasms, and they don't usually make a huge mess.

 

[forum10]

and sometimes, the girl makes a bigger mess than the guy could ever accomplish.

 

[Squid.]

girls dont poop or fart

 

[RunRich]

this... haha

 

[nkmo.]

I never had to wash the sheets from my own mess....

 

[alyssssssa]

i like boobs

 

[Capernicus]

Didn't read, but it should be: multiple orgasms/thread

 

[whoa-dere]

ive heard (and smelled) girls fart

 

[asapCferg]

Boobs faletvtou ecerything

 

[asapCferg]

Get you*

 

[five0]

anyone bring up the fact that at least 1/3 of your traffic stops won't result in a ticket, provided you're cute.

 

[CAPSLOCK*]

my kingdom for scissors sex

 

[marley-skis]

Women don’t have to worry about not being able to "get it up"

We have boobs

Healthier diets... most of us

Its been shown that women are getting better looking through evolution.. meanwhile, men are staying the same

We live longer

We can take the pill or the shot, or patch whatever, and do our part to prevent pregnancies.. besides condoms

We can have children, yes its a good thing if you didnt have us you wouldnt exsist

We live longer!

In all honesty though, if i was i guy id want to stay one, just like how i want to stay a girl now. You like what you are and therefore have a preference towards your own gender.

 

[yuck]

... likewise

but really im surprised this thread is still alive.

 

[bromigo]

no sir, that was the quefe (sp?)

but seriously, some girls have stanky fartz

 

[]mike[]

girls get laid much easier, but they also give birth. so maybe thats why so many of them are so prude

 

[Totes_Magotes]

Obviously not basic grammar or typing skills...

 

[rickroller]

yo pussy is a ATM.

 

[disastertourism]

Dude, guys have it easier.

You don't run the risk of accidentally pissing in your shoe when trying to piss in the forest.

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

orgasims.

 

[future-spins]

you do if its windy and you aim the wrong way

 

[popNfresh44]

you don't need to get hard to have sex and have an orgasm... MULTIPLE ORGASMS

 

[forum10]

but everyone does when you shit.

 

[asapCferg]

Obviously drunk

 

[derpina]

I LOL'ed SOOOO fucking hard through this first page of this. So much win. You boys are so funny I love it!

 

[derpina]

I get to sleep in the same bed as one of my best friends (whom you actually all know and would be very jelly of) when we visit each other and it's perfectly okay for us to snuggle and kiss each other goodbye even though I have a boyfriend of two years. He's actually jealous... of both of us.

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

Fitting every object in between your boobs, (pencils, phones, money, iPods, tv's, airplanes, cars......Japan)

 

[Peter.]

being able to get stuff and have your way just because you're a girl

 

[j.saaaarela]

This thread is fantastic

 

[derpina]

That only counts for attractive ones.

 

[whoa-dere]

 

[jmason]

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[MADDECENT]

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[PON3]

girls dont get erections in the middle of class and have to walk down the hallway with the book in front of them

 

[john.stossel]

haha i was gonna say you dont need a brain to get a job

 

[snowdon]

Well that seemed unnecessary

 

[john.stossel]

if i was ever mad at a boy i could say he raped me and ruin his life... i wouldnt even need any evidence. did i say that already

 

[JSiegel]

i would say the main thing would be you could get some a lot easier if you were not stupid/self-conscious. And it would be a lot easier to be a pro skier. Aside from that, I'll keep my dick thank you.

 

[emilyiscool]

Boobs

 

[C-Burg]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for several days and doesn't die

 

[FBGM]

.

 

[FBGM]

OH MY GOD THIS.

 

[ShredThePowdah.]

girls play with their boobs???

if so i wanna be a girl

 

[FerrisBueller]

1. Multiple orgasms

2. Playing with your boobs

3. Feeling sexy whenever you want by just talking off your clothes

4. Being hot

5. Free stuff from desprite guys

 

[emilyiscool]

i can wear short shorts and stuff and have it be a good thing :O showing skin

 

[Lemuel]

Funny that a few mentioned that women live longer...... WRONG! Not anymore.

 

[Huck_Norris]

Word. A simple thing like turning in a chair can end the awesome part of your day in a hurry for a dude.

But that's really the only disadvantage to being a guy that I can think of.

 

[victoriaseim]

was to lazy to go through it all so someone maybe have written this, but we can get rich by marry a rich dude and then get divorced, i think i'm gonna marry a NHLpro or skipro acutally