Girls Who Masturbate...

skibum how can you tell if a girl is faking? i doubt it.

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watch out I have BADD
 
i would like to meet a girl who can vuluntarily shudder her entire body. Its the little signs, the girls who are overdramatic are usualyl fakers, and chances are, they fake to make you feel good, when really ,they just don't masturbate.

 
i dont care if they fake it as long as i get off i am happy

where is eye*am*naked on this one

' yes wiener you are the coolest, sexiest piece of man meat ever to walk this planet' Jeff Schmuck ahahahah

 
ya asac is right..and thats called a wet dream. haha

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-Jonathan

Jibij Pro Shop

'A little too much hot sauce on that one'
 
making your girl quiver or shake is a good sign that shes still feeling awesome from your pleasure. her legs and lower body mostly

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
^like faking PMS, since its made up and all women need to biatch about something

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
women don't fake for fun, like honestly, they use 'faking it' as a means of control, like, 'we don't really need guys, we usually fake it anyways', when really they know nothing is better than a good pussy-licking. Why woud la girl want to fake it except to make a guy feel like he has achieved? Girls don't like to get off? After some practice, its not too hard to go down. Its the girls who don't masturbate, and as a result, have a very low chance of achieving orgasm, that are usually the fakers.

 
I've seen girls try to fake it. These girls were competing for 100 dollars, tell me thats not incentive to put on a good show, but it was nothing like when a girl really gets off, I mean REALLY.

 
you cant fake it when a 9 inch cock penetrates your tight clit, you jsut cant

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
^why not? clit, cooter, coochie, pussy all the same thing man, whys it not possible?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
hahahahahahaha. no but really, most girls who are in the situation to be faking an orgasm weren't born yesterday.... we have the ability to be pretty convincing

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
^you don't masturbate do you, you're a faker. D-loc, a clit is much different than a pussy. The clit is a little nib type thing that is at the top of the pussy. It is covered by a clitoral hood and becomes 'erect' when properly stimulated. I was goign to draw you a picture, but it didn't quite work out.

 
for the record i'm celibate but yeah i've faked. and then admitted it later and my boyfried didn't believe me at all. and i don't regularly masturbate. wow i feel like i just revealed my whole life to newschoolers. haha

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
^^^haha i dont need a picture fool... i know what it is. im saying you hear people talking about fucking a clit, cooter, blah blah all the time. its just an expression

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
only about 10% of women orgasm during penetration anyways, so it doesn't matter if you're celebate. Has your boyfreind ever been with another gir? I'm guessing you're not the involuntary gyrating type when you orgasm, are you.

 
he's not my boyfriend anymore and he's been with a lot of girls (which is the reason he is no longer my boyfriend haha) but what are you implying? I don't have extreme orgasms? When I've faked it's to stroke the guys ego.

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
you're so kind to stroke his ego. What you should do is help him out. Tell him what works. It's a team effort, geez. How's he ever going to learn if you don't help him. I'm not talking about subtle things, many guys don't pick up on the small signs and growns or touches, you gotta verbally tell him. That wasn't just for you angelicrage, just advice for all girls.

 
even if you have a gf or constant pussy you should still bate it...its not healthy if you dont

fuck a book
 
masturbation is an everyday routine

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
me and my friends asked this kid in school if he jacked off, and he was like no, so we gave him alot of shit and then he was like, i tried it one time but i just squeezed really hard and the tip turned purple. now, 1 yr later, he has shoulder length hair, talks with a lisp, and sings in the chorus. hes hardcore queer

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
yea...angelicrage, guys don't care if you orgasm or not so don't waste your time faking it! we just care if we do
 
Hahaha that's funny, however, it's that attitude that has something to do with why girls feel they need to fake it.
 
my friend stopped then he started acting wierd and he asked out like 3 chicks a got rejected 3 times in like 2days, so then somebody told him to start jerking it again, and he's better now
 
my friend stopped then he started acting wierd and he asked out like 3 chicks a got rejected 3 times in like 2days, so then somebody told him to start jerking it again, and he's better now
 
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