Girls Who Masturbate...

Sharpy

Active member
Have better sex lives. It's true, if girls masturbate, they are more likely to reach orgasm if a guy is going down or anything.

 
werd, its madd tru

(tom)

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
soo mnay chicks r like, ewww i dont do that, only sluts do! wat a bunch of shit

windells holiday sesh, dec 26-Jan 2

i rock the pow like none other
 
SLuts dont just do it...actually i knew a few 'sluts' then never did it...its jsut girls that aree open to it will but other girls that dont are just missing out..their own fault... i know a guy that never masterbates! it kinda creepy

»-(¯`v´¯)-»PëT®ø HoTt�ë«-(¯`v´¯)-«
 
how the fuck can a guy live without masturbating????

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Speaking of Progression, you're one of the most progressive progressionists preogressing on the progressive scene. Where do you think progression is headed?

Dat a good question. i t'ink it head toward more progression. Preogression is a work in progress. - P.J. Cliche and his wonderful mind.
 
i know tons of sluts who don't and tons of non-sluts who do, sluttiness doesn't play a factor. But girls are missing out if they don't. Any guy who doesn't masturbate is wierd.

 
kil_er_Ski_er, its simple guys can live with out jerking it they, just have GF's or are single and get it else where

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Go Big Or Go HOME

 
weird...i like masturbating. but freeze and burn is good in bed

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real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

 
yes, mormon is the only way...if you dont start the habit, there isnt an issue of addiction

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its ski season
 
i even have a gf and still go crazy if i go a day without rubbin one out

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
masturbating is for sluts. haha j/k.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
man i cant beleive most girls dont do it almost never. i mean they are so lucky: mutiple orgasms while we just settle for one at a time. damn.

**CCR**
 
dude yeah girls that masturbate have way more orgasms during sex or other fun things.

“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
 
Is there scientific evidence that proves this anywhere?

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
^no. men can have multiple orgasms. its apparently just really hard to do. i can go into more detail if you want.

**CCR**
 
No, i meant that about the topic of this thread.

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
Have sex with a girl who never masturbates, then have sex with a girl that regularly masturbates, the difference is clear. clear eyes

“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
 
Scientific evidence....?

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
did you know that guys have release no matter what. they'd blow loads like once every few months in their sleep if the don't jack it. your balls can only hold so much jizz.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
okay, wear a lab coat while you do it.

“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
 
yah we were hustling this kid in french class i had some porn im like hey bud u like this?? hes like NO, then my buddys like 'do you jack off?' the kids like NO, kind of scary...

so the next day i bring a pic of a guy from my friends locker, im like 'hey chris, so do you like this then??' hes like NOOOOO haha so funny

and by the way, its proven that teenaged girls rarely admit that they masturbate, while teenage guys are quite open about it.

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'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
its a proven fact 90% of men masterbate, the other 10% of men don't have any arms

40% of women masterbate, the other 60% exspect us to belive it takes THAT long to take a bath....hahaha

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing
 
HAHAH! that made my fucking day hahah

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
if i was a slut i wouldnt want to touch my dirty cooch. maybe with one of those spinning toilet brushes but not direct contact.

 
I didn't masturbate for 4 months one time, I won't go into detail about when I finally did.

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-Ryan

Wolf Creek Ski Area

I'm still waiting for the one I'm waiting for
 
baaahahahah, classic.

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'Thank god she had the decency to swirve her truck into a ditch.'

- skiierman, on almost getting in an accident.

'How does one go about becoming a judge for one of these contests? Do judges get to have sex with the contestants?'

- rebel, on the Miss Teen Canada Contest

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
give us the details bro

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
did you like jizz all the way to the celing

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
dude, going 4 months is soooo hard....literally. You think you get horny now, multiply that by ten. when I finally did...well it was similar to having to urinate badly and being denied for a couple of hours, then finally being able to.

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-Ryan

Wolf Creek Ski Area

I'm still waiting for the one I'm waiting for
 
that must have felt so fucking good

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
there's no scientific evidence but 3 buddies and I were comparing, and out of 9 girls who didn't orgasm, only one masturbated. That was with a girl who it was one of the guys first tiem goign down, so kind of expected. That doesn't take int oaccount fakers, but if you can usually tell. Every girl who masturbated orgasmed.

 
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