Girls vs. skis

[powerslide]

My wife vs. my skis



My skis always want to take ride….

If I ride a new pair of skis my old ones don’t get all mad and sh**

My skis newer have a headache…

If they don’t ride well you can bring them to a shop and get them fixed

If your friend has a nice pair you can borrow them for a ride.

You can have all your old ones in the garage and take them out on an occasion just for fun

You can mess them up and just get a new pair

They come in pairs – you get to ride 2 at a time…



Need I say more – I need winter so bad.

 

[Ian.Ham]

haha funny shit man

 

[deleted5]

you always get to be on top

 

[Chris.S]

don't forget your skis want you to ride them all over the place. and park skis love new positions and all the tricks you have up your sleeves.

 

[powerslide]

Δ Yep and when you are finished you just put them in the car and go hang out with the boys

 

[Brian_Peppers]

Haha

 

[polka.yardSAIL]

i love how sexist newschoolers is...

 

[~~JEFF~~]

fat skis are usually soft

 

[_steffen_]

the obvious-you can mount them however you want

 

[*-*]

You can choose the sidecut

 

[DrZoidberg]

Some are pretty flexible.

You can grind on them??? Was that one bad?

 

[DrZoidberg]

And i though of another when just as i hit reply.

They love the white stuff.

I hope that one wasn't bad either.

 

[Phantom]

you never have to wait for them, they never complain,

 

[ChrisSkisChronic]

You can ride your skis any time of the month

 

[Chris.S]

ZING

 

[andrew.]

i thought this thread was gonna be about how big of joke womens skiing is.

 

[Chris.S]

sorry to post whore right now but...

double ZING

 

[weskisea]

Triple ZING,

 

[weskisea]

did i mention how much i love this website?

 

[El_Barto.]

sexist NS ftw

 

[Blandct]

you can legally rent skisyou don't have to get them drunk to use themyou can use them the entire monthyou can tighten them or loosen them (bindings but what ever)