Girls Only

[UFS]

I just read somewhere that Brighton is having a "girls only" terrain park designed by Grete and Oakley and Burton and Red Bull... does anyone know if this is true? What happens to a guy if he goes in there? Does he automatically turn into a girl?

 

[128368798788]

Just read about this on 2 diff sites

1) http://www.liftopia.com/blog/utah-ski-resorts-improvements/?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=tl&utm_campaign=20131022_blog

2) http://www.firsttracksonline.com/2013/09/20/utahs-new-ski-season-sees-improvements-new-pass-offerings-and-more/

I feel like the girls park a.k.a. the beaver patch is about to be identical to neff land but more girly oriented and less childish.

 

[rsvp]

If I ski through naked will I get laid?

 

[R.Fahey]

Oh God. This park is setting Steve up for a solid Trolling opportunity.

Girls only park? What a terrible idea.

 

[emopoppins]

from a marketing aspect it's not that bad of an idea. from an aspect based in reality you're probably right. not gonna stop me from 50/50'ing every ride on box in the park doe

 

[fillup]

i know girls who love the mini-mini park at brighton for learning shits. its just like a bunch of dance floors 2 inches off the ground

 

[skier58284]

I would go there and ski through the girl park wearing a dress, but I don't want to give money to matriarchist feminazis for a lift ticket.

 

[shocker611]

Jesus I can't wait to ski naked through this thing. Please tell me this is true.

 

[bnewbs6]

HAHAHA! The beaver patch? I literally just lost it

 

[Troy.]

Another 9 Greens please.

 

[STAUSS]

how did i fail women's studies? i love bitches!

 

[Smuffy]

Oh man. I can only see this ending badly for everyone involved.

But actually ending so well

 

[titsLOL]

You should have to legally sign away your rights of equality to men if you enter this park. Will this part of the mountain have reduced gravity so their legs don't crumble?

 

[heFF]

that's sexist

 

[VersaceCockring]

So this is opening today. Is it truly a female/snowboard only park? I mean what are they going to do if you go through it.. clip your fucking pass?

 

[last_tango]

has anyone notified steve stepp about this yet? Easy trolling episode right here.

 

[yung-lean]

Kristina's park? I jib that every time i hot lap the majestic lift and park.