Girls don't poop

oh they poop alright. i once 69'd a girl with a hairy butthole and my nose was basically rubbing against crusty old poop nuggets.
 


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Had this discussion back in college.

We were fairly drunk but came to the conclusion girls poop unicorns that smell of fresh flowers.

hahahahah
 
Everyone knows that girls have a special organ in their bodies. This organ converts solid waste into tears and then they cry it out. Get educated people.
 
One time while I was lickin the bean I put my finger in the girls but for enhanced pleasure...needless to say things were a little wet and open down there...anyway next morning we found brown stains on the sheets.

She was pretty embarassed...I didn't really give a shit but I'm a dirty mutherfucker.
 
that video didn't disturb me nearly as much as it should have. and apparently it was a trailer for a full length porno of just that kinda stuff. ok now i'm feeling uneasy.
 
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