girls are bunkerhoeken

crimson1080

crimson1080

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yah im gona rant b/c i just need to right this stupid shit down if you wana read something funny or somethin you can totally compare with read this. If you got ANYTHING better to do go do that though lol

Anyways at a camp this last weekend, and this chantel chick I asked out a month ago(i got the 'i'm seeing someone in the city' reply pfft) was sitting on my lap for over an hour and all that, and then she was talkin about coming up to my room to watch a movie or whatever if no-one was up there so that was chill, next day she totally ignores me and that night I hear she was bitching about me ignoring her im like wtf. Then today some dude that was tryin to style her at camp said she asked him if he wanted to see a movie.

Needless to say I think I gotta stick with skier chicks, they're all rad haha

hey man, that dogs pissing on your 1080's!!!

THAT BASTARD!!!!
 
did she go up to your room, if not, that might be it. but if you really like her talk to her, nothin worse than hearing 2nd or 3rd hand, then finding out person #2 or #3 lied/mistook/etc.

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Neil listen to me, girls are the devil, just wait until your legal drinking age and start going to the bars.

and skier chick deffinatly rule, well most of them anyway.

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'should we hit the bar tonight?'

'yah its ladies night'

'sweet, its ladies night in my pants' -my roomates talking at the begining of a good thursday night.
 
All chicks are like that... it must be overcome. Weezer put it best... 'if you want it, you can have it.... but you gotta learn to reach out there and grab it.'

 
she left you because when she wanted to go to your room to watch a movie, whe wanted to ride your cock and you didn't come through...which could be a good thing, becuase freaks like that carry bugs.

''Give one dude a BJ, shame on you. Give two dudes a BJ, shame on me.''
 
so im goin with some girls, and theyre not goin in the rail park, but thats understandable, and theyve seen me do corks and stuff on tramp, so they keep buggin me to do somthin big off a tiny little hip, i dont cause im not stupid and lookin for death, so they ditch me, theyre really stupid (ha i didnt say gay), i think ill stick to skier chicks too from now on

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
Ok man, bang her and be done with it. Show her what's what.

Oh yeagh, by the way:

Girls=time*money

time=money

girls=money*money (money squared)

money=root of all evil

money squared=root of all evil

money=evil

girls=evil

i think that's right, i heard that somewhere

 
Kami, Weezer (lead singer) wanted to get into music to get girls, and now that he's famous, he still can't get girls.

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The official NS brown-guy with Matt Harvey's seal of approval.
 
no man she knew exactly what the plan was and I left like half an hour into it and apparently she came up halfway through the movie or whatever lol

hey man, that dogs pissing on your 1080's!!!

THAT BASTARD!!!!
 
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