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spaceghostpurp

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ok so im at a beach for the week and there are a lot of pretty girls so i would like to know the best way to introduce myself/start talking to one of the girls at the beach. im 16 btw. +k for good answers.

Thanks guys!
 
go up to her, tell her your name. and when she's not looking, bend her over and give her the ol' sneaky snake. it works every time.
 
when you are talking to a girl, thrust your hips backwards and forwards slightly. this will indicate to her that you are interested in a subtle and intimate way.
 
Jesus christ just walk up and say hey what's up? how is your day? what's your name beautiful? where ya from? Be confident and ask them questions about themselves and start out with a subtle compliment.
 
13059195:Thizzle. said:
Jesus christ just walk up and say hey what's up? how is your day? what's your name beautiful? where ya from? Be confident and ask them questions about themselves and start out with a subtle compliment.
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This is the exact opposite of what to do op, just be honest with them and go with the first reply it's amazing how they'll take it no pun intended
 
You: do you like dragons?

Ms.lady:ya

You: good cuz I'm gonna be draggin deez nuts on ur face.

Backup plan....

You: do you like steak?

Lady: yes

You: then you'd love my meat on your grill.
 
13059222:Display_Screen said:
This is the exact opposite of what to do op, just be honest with them and go with the first reply it's amazing how they'll take it no pun intended
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What?

Honest with them about what? Nothing in my post was dishonest in the least. Like what the fuck are you even talking about? What do you mean "go with the first reply" I didn't mean ask all those at once but start with one, such as hey what's up beautiful what's your name? And then let the convo flow naturally.
 
Actuall picture off OP washed on the beach:

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13059248:Thizzle. said:
What?

Honest with them about what? Nothing in my post was dishonest in the least. Like what the fuck are you even talking about? What do you mean "go with the first reply" I didn't mean ask all those at once but start with one, such as hey what's up beautiful what's your name? And then let the convo flow naturally.
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Smh
 
13059282:Display_Screen said:
Smh
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Your post just didn't make any sense. "smh" didn't clarify it any further.

And also you can't even find music from two of the hottest rappers out in the last 3 years so how the fuck u gonna know how to talk to a girl haha ya dunce.
 
13059292:Railersailer said:
Sit down a few feet away, strike a conversation, drink your beer and fuck her right in the pussy
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Dude hes 16, drinking therefore is for stupid people.
 
13059283:Thizzle. said:
Your post just didn't make any sense. "smh" didn't clarify it any further.

And also you can't even find music from two of the hottest rappers out in the last 3 years so how the fuck u gonna know how to talk to a girl haha ya dunce.
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My post made no sense, that was the point, and I said smh because you failed to understand that. About the songs, how the fuck does not knowing about ghetto rap translate intoa lack of knowledge about socializing with females lol
 
Throw her towel in the lake, and then put a fist full of sand in her drink. She will act upset but it really means you're in.
 
go near her and put a bunch of sunscreen in your snake hole. when you start screaming she will suck it out. works every time
 
13059471:Display_Screen said:
My post made no sense, that was the point, and I said smh because you failed to understand that. About the songs, how the fuck does not knowing about ghetto rap translate intoa lack of knowledge about socializing with females lol
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That's far from "ghetto rap" haahahaha it's some of the most mainstream well known rap out right now.

Try Yung Scooter for some real ghetto rap.
 
Go up to one of the girls and say 'hey I have something to show you' then have her walk over to the shore with you with push her in the water and say 'jk lol', then either she will get mad, or she will laugh and pull you in with her, if she does the second it means she wants to marry you.
 
13060248:Thizzle. said:
That's far from "ghetto rap" haahahaha it's some of the most mainstream well known rap out right now.

Try Yung Scooter for some real ghetto rap.
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Right let's stray from my point
 
13058956:.FRY. said:
go up to her, tell her your name. and when she's not looking, bend her over and give her the ol' sneaky snake. it works every time.
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You seem experienced with the sneaky snake.

As for serious replies, I agree with Thizzle. Just say hi and introduce yourself, be chill and interested in hanging out and talking to people. Ask them questions, get them talking about themselves.

Or just do what snobunny said, that's how she got picked up so it must work...although when it happened to her there was something about head shaving and silly string...
 
Demonstrate Value

Engage Physically

Nurture Dependence

Neglect Emotionally

Inspire Hope

Separate Entirely
 
13060438:bfulmer said:
Demonstrate Value

Engage Physically

Nurture Dependence

Neglect Emotionally

Inspire Hope

Separate Entirely
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This way you can return to any woman you have ever been with at any time.
 
Untie a girls bathing suit top when she is turned around. When she turns around to see who it is, smack her in the chops with any type of fish you choose. If you can't find a fish just use your dangly bits.
 
confidence is key man. girls are 100% more attracted to you if you don't act nervous and just put yourself out there. initiate a conversation and if it goes well ask em if they want to hang out or something similar. just be confident in yourself and things will go well.
 
Just be nice and try to get her talking and pretend like you care about what shes saying even though you dont.

Then fuck her right in her pussy
 
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