Gf broke up with me

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bennybaker

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She was my first for everything. First girlfriend, first kiss, first "time". Now she's gone. It's no surprise we broke up though, we were always disagreeing and arguing and we had nothing in common. It's just so hard to let go of your first no matter what. It would have been a year March 8... So close... Hey but not bad for the first time right?

So anyways I'd really appreciate some jokes, gifs, pictures, videos, whatever you can find to help a broken heart. Thanks fellas.
 
Neat. Another thread about someone nobody knows who got dumped. Can't you kids talk to any real life friends? You know, the ones that give a shit?
 
I did. Many shits were given. Many likes on Instagram. But I just need some laughs now and what better place to go than here amongst fantastic people like yourself
 
I read something funny and relevant today

Don't be sad when you see you're ex with someone else

Remember that your parents told you to give your

used toys to the less fortunate
 
Yep.

If you want a chance of not fucking any of your friends, ever.

Keep that shit low.

And yeah OP considering she was your first gf, kiss, fuck, and stuff it'll be hard. But sounds like you just liked the poonani anyways. You'll be a hell of a lot happier when you realize dating a girl who is cool and similar is like, really fucking awesome.
 
This.

and just go hang out with some friends, chill, smoke some doobs and you'll be over it in no time. Or download a podcast app and listen to Joey 'mad flavor' Diaz on The Church of What's Happening Now! He'll tell ya whats good
 
i dipped out on my "first" pretty quickly hate to say, so i can't quite get where you're at, but breaking up any long-ish relationship, on either side, doesn't feel good. i'm also assuming you're young, so in a little while you're going to get over this and there's about a 0% chance that this wasn't a good thing.
 
Be happy that you dont have to argue all the time anymore. Enjoy being single and dont dwell over the past. Just learn from it.
 
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this is how you get over a girl OP
 
what are you a bitch? get over it and go meet some new sloots, not that hard if youre not a pussy, or a goon
 
I was in a similar situation, except it was only two months and replace sex with blowjobs. And that she cheated on me. You'll get over it sooner or later. Anyways, here's some gifs.

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Get over her quick. Don't get stuck in all the drama and bullshit.
 
Same thing happened to me OP but with GF of 2 years. Things will get better

Here's some GIFS

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What you really need is someone to kick your ass. Oh waaahhh, the first girl you kissed and fucked doesn't want you anymore, how sad. The love of your pre-teen years wants to fuck other guys, aww it's like an episode of, "True Life: I'm a pube-less bitch". Handle your shit like you've got a pair. You're just embarrassing yourself. You'll realize this once you stop acting like a Bright Eyes roadie and you get another dick mitten.
 
pretty much this.
quit being such a fucking pussy. you were never going to marry her, she didn't really care that much about you and you probably didn't about her. you got attached because she was your first kiss and your first fuck, but if you'll stop crying about it you'll realize how little it matters. nut up you fucking woman.
 
honestly i never really considered him to be a great asset to NSG, but it does make me feel a hell of a lot better about my life when i see his posts.

at least you're not Skiierman OP, life could be worse.
 
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