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sweet, this is my first thread to onto 2 pages. i've finally accomplished something in life.

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I used to think about this a lot, I'd faster take a bullit for someone that a knife jab or slash. No idea why, just me. Adrenaline rush would be crazy!

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shot, man, papercuts and stuff dont hurt until you see it. cuz they're such clean cuts, then the blood goes everywhere. and gettin stabbed just seeing that hting go through you, wonder what its all cutting aaah! def. shot ming chunka.

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It depends where you get shot or stabed.

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no, he was just a really huge drug dealer. course i didn't find that out till a month after we'd started going out, which is about the same time I broke up with him.

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id rather live, thanks.

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all you pansy's and getting stabbed with knives, my friend conor has a video somewhere of him accidently stabbing me in the thigh with like a 16th century spanish claymore, stupid bitch hurt, then some other kid stabbed my in the calf with a curvy knife, crazy

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
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shot...but in a place where i wouldnt get critically hurt

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definitely stabbed, if its alike a standstrd switchbalde, or like anything under 6 inches.. over that would do huuge damage.



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id rather get shot all the way people would feel more strongely about my death if it said 'boy gets shot by angry mobster' in papers rahter than 'boy gets stabbed to death by angry mobster' in papers

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if i had to die from it , i would pick the knife because it would be alot more insane and scary than goin out right away ,

when i die i wanna get eaten by a shark, cause the experience would be sooo crazy . it would be a good story in heaven or where ever you end up when you die

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well i've been shot like 13 times and my body has built up an immunity to bullets, i'm invincible now.

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if i was in a fight, i'd want to get stabbed, because if you get shot and it knocks you off your feet, you just dont have the energy to get up, and then he busts a cap in your head

if i was just taking one, i'd want to shot or slashed, if i got stabed, it'd do major damage, all kinds of inner damage...

if i had to die, bullet, right in between the eyes

 
id rather get shot and still sruvive...just to be like yea ive been shot..

man last friday this guy waas liping me and stuff and then he pulled an airsoft on me. he shot me twice and they just bounced off and i was walking towards him..my friends said it looked sweet cause it was like he was shooting me but they bullets were just like bouncing off.

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i cut off part of my finger with an exacto. that wasn't fun. can't say i've ever been shot though. i live in canada...

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ahhah thats so badass:

"an last friday this guy waas liping me and stuff and then he pulled an airsoft on me. he shot me twice and they just bounced off and i was walking towards him..my friends said it looked sweet cause it was like he was shooting me but they bullets were just like bouncing off."

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My friend got stabbed in the neck and had to have a tendon and some muscle removed from his ankle to be put in his neck. he still can't feel one of his shoulders

-katie
 
I also have a big crazy scar on my lower somach that looks like someone slashed me with a knife...

-katie
 
vsteez, yea it was crazing...well he spilt all kinds of pop and i was like clean that shit up and he wa slike fuck you and then we were yippin at eachother for like 20 second and then he was like iv had enough, pulls it out. i was like wow, plastic balls and starting wlaking towards him. never got to him though...like 8 people jumped in..grabbed him and me..

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A tall, well built women with good

reputation, who can cook frog

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

shia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

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i've been shot, in the arm. not too bad it just blew apart some skin and flesh. and i've been straight up stabbed in the leg. it was so clsoe to my tenden i could have died. of course i was not even near sober for either of them. ahhh college

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wow haha this thread is intense...ive always hated knives, so i would go with getting shot..yeah...but drowing would be the worst ever!

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
i got stabbed once, but im not sure if it would count!..........i tripped over our dishwasher door and a knife got me!

Jai
 
i'd like to get stabbed sometime, without any chance of dying, just to see what it would feel like, cuz in the movies, they just reach down, see blood, and go omg.

same with getting shot.

 
really depends where you get shot or stabbed... if you get gutted with a knife it's going to be just as bad as getting shot somewhere

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