Getting Mugged

JeremyClarkson

JeremyClarkson

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Who here can boastfully assert that they have had the wonderful experience of being mugged?

Ive only had a close call, 3 kids came up to me while I was walking home: "ayo homie can we talk to yuh fer a second?" next thing I see a knife is being pulled out and they start running at me. I managed to outrun them to a nearby 7/11 where they gave up and turned back. Had a buddy come pick me up ten minutes later.

I would have lost my phone, 50 bucks, a gram of fiyah and all my keys. Anyway im sure theres someone on here who has a way more crazy/badass story.
 
Had a 2 guys come up to me when I was walking home from a concert and it they were so polite about taking my shit. They were like "Hey dude sorry about this but were gonna need your wallet and your phone" and I looked at them like Huh? and the one guy like kinda brought out like a little knife and shrugged his shoulders. I gave them my stuff then just walked away called the cops caught them later that night. I just found it hilarious how it went down, didnt really feel threatened at all.
 
(college park, MD)step bro had an attempted robbery do but out ran the coons.

(Cuse) A kid on my floor last year walked out of a known bud dealers house got jumped and refused to hand over the ounce, they sliced him in the face over 28grams....... like wtf is that to you a week or two of blazing at most. if not a binge.

(Cuse) a buddy of mine got jumped, had nothng to give them so they beat the shit, like stomping and actual harm to body.

makes me want to bring this when i go out

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me and 2 other ppl were assaulted by 8 adults before.

They happened to be black, so I don't know how I outran them.
 
300 bucks. People have robbed stores for less. I hear you though. People don't think. If you're going to do something that illegal that will put you in jail for years if you get caught, should probably get something really worth while.

 
walking home from the skatepark in the park in my city. I see two men (immigrants) walking towards me and they say to me "Ey man, what time is it?" as the fuckhead i am i pull out my iPhone 4 anf they ask me "can we borrow your phone for a call, its really important, only 30 secs!" and im like naw man, i only got 5% battery on it and i need to call my mom to pick me up at the train station and then I walk away.

They follow me slowly through the park and then passes me on their bike, so i turn and go the opposite direction out to the streets(this was pretty late, so not many people were in the park). everythings good for like 5 min and then they come up to me agian and pushes me while they pass me and im like "wtf". as i am almost out on the street they turn around ad drive towards me and then i pull up my phone to act like i was talking to my dad. made it to the main street and skated as hard as i could to the train station. almost shit ma pants. true story

 
bahaa. that was actually really sad

but happygaper your story is badass. if i ever get in a brawl i want it to be with a black belt on my side
 
Where at? Luckily I haven't bern let living down here. I typically carry a pocket or deer knife on me . Not sure if that would help. On a different note, the closest I've been was when I had a biker pull a gun on me outside a bar for breaking a bottle over his friends head after he said something to my gf and my friend procede to call his gang wild hoggs
 
I was on vacation waiting outside our apartment in Barcelona for my friends to get back from the club. They left in a cab 5 minutes after me, so I took my puking friend inside and let him pass out on the bathroom floor, grabbed a beer and sat outside. It was 4:30am and a guy who didn't speak English asks me for a cigarette. Sure no problem, but then he pulls out a knife and takes my wallet. I was in shock/hammered so it took me a few seconds to register what happened, but then I decided it would be a good idea to smash my bottle and chase him around the streets of Barcelona with it. He got away.
 
Walking home from the bar one night I turned a corner and saw two dudes chilling there. Didn't think much of it until they started following me. A little further down the road one of them ghost rode his bike into the back of my leg which did nothing but alert me that they were going to come at me. One guy popped me in the ear so after a brief scuffle I just shoved him away and dipped. Closest call for me.
 
Well ive never been mugged before but have a similar story from rome, italy.

With a group of people, I was leaving the underground metro as it closed at night. One girl had to go to the bathroom. She figured the public bathrooms in the metro would be fine. I didnt want to let her go alone. We never found the bathrooms after following the signs and going up a few flights of stairs. On our way back down we ran into a security officer running up the stairs. He screamed something in italian and pulled out his gun. Pointed it at me from the bottom of a flight of stairs. He looked pretty shocked. He didn't stop yelling at us. Soon his gun was shaking in his hands. After about a minute of trying to comunicate with this guy in english, french and some very poor Italian I put my hands in a palms up gesture, shrugged my shoulders and said sorry in Italian. He put his gun away, ran up the stairs, grabbed me and threw me against the wall. Frisked me and walked the girl and I down to the tracks/metro office. One of my buddies came back down and got us from the office. There was a man there who could speak english and understood we were just looking for a bathroom.

it escalated pretty quickly.
 
I've had a few close calls, but never me personally. I have a lot of stories though. One was when my friend was riding home on a bike at midnight and this group of kids tried to clothesline him off his bike but he went into the street and got away. The best one I've got though is when this guy I know who does jujitsu and judo was mugged at knife-point and the guy turned around after taking his money and phone. My friend grabs himm from behind and suplexes him and the mugger got knocked out, so my friend takes his money and phone back, as well as the mugger's stuff.
 
So one night I'm skating at a spot with 2 friends that's like 2 minutes away from my house. After we are done we go back to my place to chill and these 2 arab approach us asking us if you found an iphone near where we were. By the time he came one of my friend left so the arab then asks us to empty our pocket and call our friend to see if he took the iphone. At that point we knew that it was just bs so we tell them to leave. Next thing I know I see them coming back so i grab my friend brace knuckle and a baseball bat from my garage and i see the two guy walking away.

pretty shitty story but thats the closest
 
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My bf got robbed by knifepoint at the liquor store he used to work at. Apparently the situation was more pathetic than anything because the robber was crying the whole time. The robber asked for the cash from the till and grabbed a box marked captain morgans that actually contained shit wine. Figured he could drop that in his car and come back for more but obviously my bf locked the doors and called the police. When the cops arrived the guy was still sobbing and knocking on the window to get let in
 
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