Getting kicked in nuts

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Ever had this happen befor? I was running from one of my freands and he kicked me in the balls.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

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-South park episode
 
i liked getting kicked in the nuts its a turn on. But seriously i saw this site on the internet where these dudes got off on girls like stomping on their nuts and other shit..its prettty fucked up

 
i had a girl kick me in the nads once. she did it so hard that my voice went super high and i was paralyzed on the ground for a couple minutes. she laughed at first but then got worried and helped me up. i proceeded to punch her in the tits

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dont know why but whenever i have, my balls heart for long long periods of time

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when ever a girl says it cant hurt that bad bend her over and stick your dick in her ass and say awww baby it cant hurt that bad...hahahahahaha

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^ and how it get's increasingly worse, starting at barely any pain. and 5 minutes later you're screaming.

and how sometimes a little ITTY BITY TAP can hurt more than a kick or somethign.

Brody

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^ and how it get's increasingly worse, starting at barely any pain. and 5 minutes later you're screaming.

and how sometimes a little ITTY BITY TAP can hurt more than a kick or somethign.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
There is a game based around getting kicked in the nuts...called rochambo (its really spelled like rochambeau...but I don't like the French, so I will mispell that...even though rochambeau was the admiral that 'save' us in the revolutionary war). You basically kick eachother in the nuts til one person cant take it. I dont know anyone who has actually ever played this game though...its a mental thing...you challenge someone to it and they always pussy out so you win.

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i hate getin hit in the nuts. i got kicked in indoor soccer in the nuts and one of the girls were like 'how can an indoor soccer ball hurt that much'. im like fuck you i should kick you in the face biatch

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i was playing a soccer game, and one of the opposing teams player ran infront of me as i wise passing the ball square across the field...i kiced as hard as i could and the guy ran into my foot as it passed through the ball. He fell and cried, was check for injuries, he then hobbled into the woods and thre up for 30 minutes....i'm scared to go back into that town.

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this one guy i know always does it tooo me... hes so small, i could kick his ass (and have before) but he kicks me in the ballz sooo many times... it sucks arse.

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^ you get that feeling in the bottom of your stomcah.. that really really sucks.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

 
getting kicked in the nuts is bad but blue balls are worse. you have terrible lingering pain for about ohh say....three fucking hours. it feels like you got kicked in the nuts and it doesnt go away.

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my friend got kicked in the balls and they swelled to 2 times there normal size, and he had to be wheeled around in a wheel chair for a little bit, then the kids dad thretened to kill the kid who did it, but then the kids dad died........

........ so the moral of the story is....... ummmm yeah

-ryan kavana

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i hit a tree on my bike and could'nt feel my ummm..... extremeties for a day or 2......

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yeah, gettin kicked in the nutz sucks, and you can actually die from getting kicked in the nuts (if enough damage is done).

But what I hate the most is the little unexpected tap that sends the shot of pain through your whole body.

 
me and my one friend fuck around and give each other little unexpected ball taps every once in a while in the halls at school, but one time, i was just sitting there minding my own business and he runs up, winds back, and tries to ball tap me, but ends up full-strenght punching me right in the nuts. i was crying for like 10 minutes, then i kicked him in the nuts at abouit half strength, then punched him pretty fucking hard

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

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haha yeah, one of the only times I ever cry anymore is when I get kicked in the balls. everyone always understands then.

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unless they didn't see it. he hit me while everybody was still in the cafeteria eating, then they all came outside and looked at me funny

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

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i got kicked in the nuts by my gym teacher once, it sucked

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i paid this really dumb kid 2 bucks so i can kick him in the balls. so i wind up and nail him about half strength and he goes down for a few seconds and gets up. then my friend paid him 1 dollar to do it. he spreads his legs and i nail him from behind as hard as i could. i lifted his feet about 6 inches off the ground. he was crying on the floor for like a half an hour. it was money well spent.

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this girl, who didn;t understand how bad it is kicked me in the nuts when we were just messing around.

also...

I was sleeping and my frind slapped me in the ass really hard and I was fucking tired so I just flailed my arm and get him in the balls. it was so funny because I wasn't even aiming, I couldn't even see.

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one kid on my soccer team got hit in the nuts with a soccer ball and he started crying (i dont blame him) but it was so funny i was laughing my ass off

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jaross, why was your GUY friend smackin your ass?

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
i was boxing against my brother and i jumped up on the bed and went to kick him in the face cuz i was enraged,well he ducked and gave a crazy uppercut and nailed my balls,my jaw just opened and i fell off the bed and lay there for about half an hour

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i took a 8 foot drop to flat on my bike and came forward into my headset, man that hurt, i put my bike down gently and then proceeded to go into the fetal position

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the tap is crazy, so suttle...yet so damn painfull

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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
 
freshman yr at college i was sleeping in this girls room one night but she refused to get me off so the next day i could barely walk cause i had blue balls so bad. Anytime my balls brushed up against my legs it felt like they were being crushed they were so tender. well i got back to my dorm to find it full of people including a friend i hadnt seen in over a yr. when i walked in she ran to me and jumped on me to hug me, in doing so her knee went right into my nuts. i hit the ground, said every swear word i knew, and stayed there fighting tears for a long time. then i was bed ridden for the rest of the day. i almost gave up on girls after that day

 
ouch, that sucks

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
i zoned out and banged my junk on a rail at Louise last year. the park was packed too and everyone was laughing at me. I was straddling the rail, legs dangling, head on the rail shivering and almost crying. it was the worst fraisering ever.

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i was in karate a few years back, and one of the moves was you like whip ur whole arm, so ur hand like slaps/snaps whatever you are aiming at. well ur not really sposed to hit the person, but this guy whipped me in the balls, it hurt like hell

 
i got shot with a paintball gun in the nuts, it was easily the worst pain ever

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Pat

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well have you ever sat on your nuts before? i did once biking. but beside that...in science last year a kid sat down next to me super fast and he sat completly down and crushed one of his nuts. right when he sat all the way down he just started puking and fell over. funniest thing ive ever seen. the teacher just sat there and was like what the hell.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

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I was walking on a slippery sidewalk and slipped, I would have landed on my but but my balls got in the way, I then passed out from the pain.
 
437417:Astomp said:
well have you ever sat on your nuts before? i did once biking. but beside that...in science last year a kid sat down next to me super fast and he sat completly down and crushed one of his nuts. right when he sat all the way down he just started puking and fell over. funniest thing ive ever seen. the teacher just sat there and was like what the hell.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

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I was warming up for a soccer game when the goalie punted it to where i was, it bounced and hit me square in the balls. I was down on the ground for a solid 10 minutes
 
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