Getting caught on b-day

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t-mack101

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ups man came to give me mp3 player and wouldent give to me cause mom had to sign and i chased him with my 250r and he called the god damn cop ah that fucker

BAN NITCh247
 
whats a 250r? but thats pretty funnny did the cops come?

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mx bike.

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
HAHAHHAHA that was extremely intelligent on your part. You shoulda raped him with your paintball gun while on teh bike. Get a little paintball driveby going.

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thats great, isnt a 250r a quad tho? how far did u cahse him?

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ya word hes probally not gonna give it to u now

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Representin the 518

"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

LINE KICKS ASS
 
thats what u get when u are impatient and an ass....the hommie was only doing his job man....but i see why u did what u did and i just said did way to many times there.

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mailmen have a dope job. walk around all day outside delivering mail? how could it get any easier? sounds fun

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i think you could even be criminally charged if your DOG chases a mailman. pretty fucking lame.

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UR dumb... just call the number and tell them to hold it for pick-up and then get it when that truck returns his packages to the main office. good way to start your driving expierence

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did u take him to the vege pach and toke on his pork bong.......

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