Genius of the fucking YEAR is from Dallas.

[derpina]

DALLAS - A man wearing a black and white flowered dress and tighty whities on his head robbed a convenience store in Dallas Tuesday morning.

Police said the unusually dressed man walked into the Exxon Tigermart gas station in the 2500 block of Lemmon Avenue at about 5:30 a.m.

Surveillance video shows him holding what could have been a gun under his dress. He takes money from the clerk and a patron before leaving.

The man is described as a white male that is about 5 feet 5 inches tall and 145 pounds.

Anyone with information about him is encouraged to call the Dallas Police Robbery Unit at 214-671-3464.

Read more on myFOXdfw.com: http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/unusual/081711-underwear-masked-man-robs-dallas-store#ixzz1VUDgWNVv

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/unusual/081711-underwear-masked-man-robs-dallas-store

 

[beowulf]

did he just thank the random bystander who he just mugged?

 

[skijunkiedtm]

It was Ricky.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Metroplex people are SMRT...

I mean... SMART!

 

[I_Am_Mod]

Goddamn it ricky,

not again !

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[yuck]

hey he got away with it as far as I know,

mission accomplished.

 

[Jimmy.]

it was marsland

 

[ejm]

I hope those underpants were clean

 

[.AR6rider.]

I can confirm that Marsland was there. However, it was not him who robbed the store.