Gayest thing anyone has ever said to you on the lift????

i have heard people play the penis game. where ppl yell penis louder and louder. i also had one random guy next to me and all of a sudden he was like u have a hole in ur pants. which means he had to be looking
 
A man once asked me if i would go into the trees with him and hold his penis because he did not want to take off his gloves, that was probably the gayest thing that has ever been said to me on the lift.
 
these two snowboarders were blazed out of their minds and one of the asked me if I'd tried but sex with a guy before. I can't imagine anybody saying anything gayer on a lift ever
 
once some kid explained sex to me when me and my friends were skiing alone and were 9. it was so funny
 
some guy asked for my address... i told him the whitehouse's, i dont think he relized even after i said washington DC
 
"wow look at those skis! pretty ambitious for the conditions today!" (in reference to my hellbents on non pow day)
fuckin dumbass
 
I had a guy with me on the lift, looked a bit weird at the beginning. He kept talking about n00bish things to meh and suddenly stopped, staring down at the ground. The first thing he said after was ''FUCK goggles on the ground'' he then raised the bar and jumped without hesitation. He fell head first from the chair that was about 15 feet high to the icy bumps.

The guy looked on crack

 
your a nice member! please stay around here you fuck, gain some respect you have been here for like 6 days.
 
you're a fucking idiot. what did you think he was gonna say? you're riding hellbents on a non pow day.
 
a kid who couldn't be more than 12 (really short Invaders, size m shirt that fit like a tall tee, etc. also, about 4'6" tall.) tried to convince me he runs a porn site. I kept telling him he's lying, and he took a hell of a defensive and began to whine not to be mean to him. He may have had tears in his eyes when we got off the lift.
 
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