gay lobster gloves

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Why do all glove manufacturers have thier heads up their asses? splitting a glove with 2 fingers on each side is so fucking stupid. I saw a pair a while ago that had the middle and index finger sepatate and the other two together, now thats how it should be, you get all the dexterity you need and your 2 smallest, coldest fingers warm each other. but I dont hink they make 'em anymore. flamers.

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im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

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i think its kindof a cool concept. But do they have individual lining for you fingers or is it finger to finger?

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no they're designed for nordic skiing. see when you nordic ski you're hands get super hot, but some people need to have their hands warmed than standard nordic gloves. these claws are designed for nordic skiing, not for alpine. they're instead of mittens because you need more dexterity when you nordic ski than mittens allow

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Mittens are the only way to go in my opinion.

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i have a pair, but the index finger is separate and the other 3 are together, it sucks cuz only your index gets ass cold

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they're super ugly, if they work that's great but i stay away from them, they were cool in 1993 but i duno about anymore

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I used a pair during a winter camping trip in NH. On top of the mountain where we camped, temperatures were in single digits with wind chill around -20. I had to move some big rocks around to stake the tent and the damn lobster claw gloves pissed me off so much that I wound up setting everything up with my bare hands. I'm sticking to my 5 finger gloves.

 
Lobster gloves do rule; however, being a post whore does not. I had a pair of swany that were lobster with a thumb and two other divisions. They were mad warm and were perfect for doing grabs.

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i thought this thread would be about something like those oven mits with animals on em

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yea i really like lobster gloves. yea whoever said the thing about nordic skiing is right, thats why i got mine, becuase i nordic ski

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
lets see a pic of these things, they sound funny

originally posted by chris_64_impala : why do u need a fat ski? huh fatty? yeah thats right u like the chocoalte
 
go to www.swix.com and look under clothing or accessories

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
sorry bout the shit load of posts dude... im not trying to b a post whore its jus cuz i was on my computer at my moms n its super slow so i click more than once n then it posts it like 100 times but now im at my dads so its all good now

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some kid told me they were for snowmobiling, why would you need a special glove for that? techy stuff eh?

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They need to make a glove where all 4 fingers and thumb are all in the same compartment and they have grip on the top but not on the palm, and they have to be turquoise and purple on white, PIMP!

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i like lobster gloves. they are very very warm

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
the best mittens are the ones with the little flap that flips down and exposes the top half of your fingers. im sure you know why.

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I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
SteveX, that sounds like you could just wear a pair of those gay ass grippy slipper socks things on your hands.

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yea steveX ure retarted how would u grasp your poles if u didnt have a thumb?

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
hes so cool he doesnt use poles

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I HATE gloves. They make my hands feel really fucked. Mitterns are the only way to go.

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It could be because of my webbed fingers, who really knows though

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these lobster gloves sound like a good concept but not that stylie i guess theres a new and up coming fashion aeh

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They're popular for mountain biking in cold weather, makes it easier to keep two hands on the bars and two on the brakes...at least that's the claim that Pearl Izumi makes in attempting to sell their model...

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