Funnyest (fake) offer ever!

[TheDude]

i received this two days ago...obviousl;y a scam or somthing but still very funny.

I am a larger sized man and I am interested in learning how to ski. These skis look like just my size˙but I am worried about my weight. How fat can you be to go skiing? I would hate to have them snap in half. I currently weight 10,00lbs. Do you possibly know how much the chair lift can hold? Oh, and I am thinking about getting them waxed too...do I just ask for a Brazillian wax? Please help!

-Pablo

 

[lifewithstyle]

yep, probably fake, but still funny! haha

 

[PowderWhore15]

you got this in like your email or what?

 

[Mr.Huck]

That's funny. Just walking when you weigh a half a ton has got to be next to impossible. Could you imagine how hard it would be to ski? That would be like skiing with your whole family riding on your shoulders. Wait...

 

[snowfreak14]

what? there is no way four people would be 10,000 pounds, and no one has ever been that fat

 

[jamodeo]

10,000 lbs is 5 tons not half a ton a ton is 2000 lbs

 

[Mr.Huck]

Thx. snowfreak14$ may want to consider a refresher course in weights and measurements. LAWL!

 

[jstaiz]

it said 1,000

he put the (,) in the wrong spot making it look like 10,000

1,000--->10,00 ---> 10,000

 

[ESB]

"Oh, and I am thinking about getting them waxed too...do I just ask for a Brazillian wax?"

Hahahahaha

 

[short_and_steezy]

*Funniest

 

[dirtylion27]

haha thats probably one of the funniest of those ive seen.

 

[mski]

send him skis!

 

[TheDude]

alas never got an email back.. i would love to meet said 10,000 ound person though hahaha

 

[Totes_Magotes]

whoa.. nice catch

 

[Mr.Luke]

Well he's really fat, and yes, his skis will in fact snap in half.

 

[connory998]

send him back a message sugesting he gets invaders in 151 and mount some kids bindings on them, he probably dosent need over a din of 4