Funny things to say to siri

[SteezySanders]

Hey newschoolers post funny things you can ask siri and her reply i'll start!

"Talk dirty to me"

Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.

 

[little1337]

Where are the bodies burried?

In graveyards and dumps.

 

[ColinB]

"what are you wearing?"

 

[Bill.Nye]

100% real

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Suck my dick.

Guarantee that cheap slut wont do it.

 

[Parks.]

you can ask it where to hide a body and she will give u a legit answer....could be useful someday

 

[NewEscuelers]

69 miles away. siri is so naughty

 

[Wallisch_pl]

Tell siri to call you "maybe", so she says, from now on I'll call you "maybe"

 

[-emile-]

say penis XDXDXXD lololo X) so troll ahahahhihihi

trolololo

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

"find me some some meth."

 

[cwphoto]

this happened to me in colorado springs. not kidding

 

[erica]

"Tell me a story"sometimes you have to bug her and keep asking, but she'll tell it

 

[EmperorKuzco]

When I say "whores" it brings me 2 Hot N Sexy Escorts in Boston.

 

[cbeebzthasteeze]

Ask her, "Siri, where the bitches at?" and she'll tell you the closest strip clubs.

 

[Aton.Jones]

siri is the dumbest bitch ive ever talked to

 

[Aton.Jones]

im waiting for the lawsuit cause that shit isnt even close to what they advertise on tv,john malkovich and scorsese are full of shit

 

[Bill.Nye]

I actually use it all the time for texting, getting directions, setting timers, setting reminders, making calls, etc. Works pretty well, better than any other voice command program I've seen.

 

[EmperorKuzco]

Talk dirty to me

"I can't. I'm as clean as the driven snow."

wtf

 

[cwphoto]

i use it for directions a lot

 

[JWeinstock]

hahahah nice eye

 

[bighomieflock]

I don't know... there are some pretty dumb bitches out there

 

[bo0b]

Think it's bad for you? try in Canada.

 

[FLBP]

"Siri I love you." her response was "Oh, I bet you say that to all of your apple products."

 

[SteezySanders]

thts pretty dirty!! driven snow is like brown!

 

[EmperorKuzco]

driven snow is like untouched just fallen snow. pure white.

 

[Nikkekoivisto]

its not siri but its counter part for it

 

[Huck_Norris]

*ahem* that's driven ON snow.

 

[FecundToddle]

Apple's voice assistant for iPhone and iPad that was first introduced with the iPhone 4S in 2011, is one funny virtual guy. Here, we bring you a list of 101 questions that you should try asking Siri. You might be surprised by some of the answers.

Check out:http://mobilesiri.com/funny-things-to-ask-siri/

 

[The.Fish]

Apple's voice assistant for iPhone and iPad that was first introduced with the iPhone 4S in 2011, is one funny virtual guy. Here, we bring you a list of 101 questions that you should try asking Siri. You might be surprised by some of the answers.

Check out:http://mobilesiri.com/funny-things-to-ask-siri/

Did you just make your first post on a forum that is 4 years old with a link to a random website with the history of siri?

 

[iced]

Suck my dick.

Guarantee that cheap slut wont do it.

try the charging port

 

[bjcali04]

ask her to beat box and she can shred

 

[iced]

I made a thread about talking to you