Funny story...

west

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So I live near some small mountains in PA, but my mom lives outside of Philly, so I decide drive a few hours to see her. Well she lives in this apartment complex, it's pretty nice, but you def. get that 'close to the city' feeling. So I walk up to the door and there is a little black kid sitting on the steps. This kid looks to be around 8 years, about 4 feet tall, maybe 70 lbs. I say 'Dude can you move for just a second so I can get in?' He freaks out and yells back 'I'M A FUCKING GANGSTER, AND I'LL SHOT YOU RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE YOU WHITE ASS BITCH'. I just laughed and walked away.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
you shoulda smacked him

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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
haha sweet

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
haha! yeah yeah thas philly.

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i can imagine the high pitched voice. ooooh my lil choir boy

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
shoulda been like 'alright playa you dont want any trouble...BUT I DO!!' then kicked the fuckin shit outta him

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thats funny? ...i would be scurrred

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->'the CD goes right here. the speakers...oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'

'Fighting on the internet is like runnin in the special Olympics......even if u win yer still retarded' *mullet_skum
 
more evidence of the corruption of the american youth...

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Sick point sick on the sicktor scale.
 
defintely...u shoula put him in his place

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'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
 
a tree

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'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
 
hahahahahah. there are people in my school like that. they tell everyone theyre in a gang so people get all scared of them.

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