funny spills

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freerider05

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I was at Tremblant with my family and friends, and one of my freinds underrotated on one of the tables, and hit his head, fell unconscious, slid down the landing of the jump, only to be awaken by the patrol about 5 minutes later. The funny part was that he was gone when he tried to answer the patrolers questions- then proceded to say he was fine when the authorities tried to take him to the hospital.

 
last saturday some guy at my hill tryed to jump onto a picnic table but he didn't catch enough air and his tips caught under the table. He faced planted right on the top of the table and it looked like it hurt quite abit.

 
my local hill is barely open, so at the bottom of the runs there's a path of snow to the lift, then beyond that it's grass. A kid bombed down the entire run, couldn't stop on the ice, and hit the grass while still in the snowplow. His skis stopped, he didn't, and he face planted then slid across the grass for awhile, it was hilarious but looked quite painful

 
First time trying a spin.

Down the black diamond run, speed checking like mad. Barely make it to the lip of the jump, pop, spin 90, land sideways, fall sideways. Right under the chair too.

 
i was GTing at my local hit and this mom let her kids go down and they hit the biggest jump on the hill (the kids on the tobbagan were about 3 and 5 years old) and they like fuukin flew off the jump and the tobbogan shot out and the kids did like these back flip thingys and one kids boots shot off in differnt direction and they both rolled to the bottom of the hill and they were like crying it was THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENITRE LIFE.

-Cause im a Cracka-
 
this other time a fortres mountain we were jibing this table and some 5 year old saw us doing it and on they way up the lift he went off the jump and hit the edge of the table on his stomach and he just fell over and got up a skied away it was pretty funny

-Cause im a Cracka-
 
haha, yeah, I've done that picnic table thing too, it was a jump built for snowboarders and I just busted straight through it, skis came right off and I slid across the tables.

PhattBevan was looking at a hot chick when he shoulda been concentrating on getting onto the chair, the chair came alright but he was too far to one side and it knocked him over and dragged right over top of him, that was damn funny.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
I tried to hit a handrail which I told everyone I didn't have enough speed to get on, but I tried it anyway and hit my second ski on the beginning and fell about 12 stairs onto concrete, it amused me and many others

There's only one thing that I can think of to do.... Have sex and wait for something completely random to happen - leon phelps (the ladies man)
 
why did they hit that jump on a sled? Thats retarded. Another thing, people here think a tobbogan is a hat,not a sled. Funny huh?

'I found our Dog!'-Homer

'You were supposed to be looking for Lisa!'-Marge
 
This isnt so much of a spill its just somthing kind of funny at mt. snow last season there was this kid who was wearing just a t-shirt when it was like 20 degrees out the kid had the biggest goggle gap too you had to see him I wana know what the fuck that kid was on

 
The space in between your goggles and hat/helmet. It looks wicked funny when there's like an inch of your forehead showing.

Cheers

'You cant get hurt in the air....its when you land that bad things happen'
 
this guy at breck, his first hit of the day, he just like comes stormin down cuttin people off and tries a switch 360 tail and lands flat on his back and they had to take him down in a sled...not really funny, but its a crash..oh and this guy did a dspin7 and his ski came off...and this guy on teles tried a back and landed on his face...hahahaha

Why do you guys say, 'I have to take a shit' when you just leave it there?' JF learning english
 
in the game, i think it's jonny moseley, tries a dinner role or a rodeo mute and both his skis pop off...really stylie like...

Pray to the Snow Gods!!!

Of course it hurts if you get your balls separated by a five-inch-wide rail. But if you don’t try, what’s the point of anything?

-Phil Larose, French Canadian rail-slide veteran with a suspiciously high voice

 
4 years ago I was skiing with my school and it was the first day out. everyone was just hanging out at the park, I go up and do a huge mute grab (it was a really impressive trick 4 years ago in Ontario) off the table, than go towards the pipe, I look up at the chair and see some friends so I just look at them thinking I'm the shit not paying attention to where I'm going and I skied right into the pipe (flew off the deck and into the flats) and ate shit. everyone saw, everyone laughed.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

~Funkin' Fat Freerider's against IBC~
 
just remembered annother,

I was rippin glades in tremblant, and flew round a tree to go off bout 15' cliff over annother tree and land flat on my back, the kid i was with said he saw me cuttin through then suddenly saw me dissapear downwards and hear a thud and a...UH!...he was pissed at me for bein in the way so he oculdnt hit the cliff straigh on, great friend huh?..

 
skogen thats in 13, yeah its funny

Why do you guys say, 'I have to take a shit' when you just leave it there?' JF learning english
 
welll... my friend was trying 3s for the first time on saturday. he threw it right, i guess, but stopped at 180, and landed backwards with single tips in like 2 inches of powder and crud, both tips caught in the snow, and he popped out and did some backwards sommersaults down the hill then slid for a while...

also, some kid on BIGFOOT skiboards (skiboards made of plastic, shaped like a foot) hit the snallest, flattest kicker youve ever seen, and went like 2 feet up, and landed straight on his back and shoulders. this kid was asian, of course.

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I WANNA SKI!!!

How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?
 
at this one Snow Valley comp this dude did a switch backflip to head plant (landed directly on his head). This other dude tried a d-spin, overshot the jump and landed in a bellyflop, it looked really painful.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

~Funkin' Fat Freerider's against IBC~
 
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