Funny Porn names

i always thought it was the first street you lived on, and your first pets name

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
Hugh G. Rection

------------------------------------------------------------ I'm outta Fairfield, CT the home of apple pie, crack cocaine and the thigh master
 
Mike Bowman is mine. I heard a good one when i was at a hospital. They paged a doctor 'Peter Gozinya' i laughed.

'That's What I Love about highschool girls. As I get older they stay the same age.'

 
haha... this was on will and grace earlier... i think they did First Pet and First Street. sketchy, but hey, it was funny. i've never had a pet :/

~*I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird

when I get to the top of the slopes

I look down on the mountain side

should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel

or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide

I might even do some free ride*~
 
michael duggan---thats no good...

Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes 'click'.
 
George Cedar is mine,thatd be a great name

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
middle+street= elmer columbus

middle+pet= elmer molly

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
middle + street = Lynn Ardens

middle + pet = Lynn Conny

(we called the cat condom, but it was too 'inappropriate')

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
 
baaahahahaha this is hilarious

middle name - street - Arthur Waldbridge

pet - Arthur Small animal that barks

i was watchin a porno and it said

Music - Buster Gonads... good god it was funny

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
TAK would be a horrible porn name.

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Don't be WACK

Vote TAK
 
the best porn name ever would be AMANDA COLA!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
TAKE THE NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET AND ADD IT TO YOUR MOMS MADEN NAME AND wham mines- Rambo Rosien

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Pakenhammerz 03

Bitchin, truly Bitchin

L1P

www.level1productions.com

www.pakenhammerz.cjb.com

 
pet+maiden name= conny Burne

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
 
middle/pet George Midnight

middle/street George Cedar,that is a great porn name

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
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