Funny oxymorons

[GolfingElephant]

What is your favorite oxymoron? Mine is happily married. Post up

 

[black_mamba]

safe sex

 

[MCNUGGETS]

Biggie smalls

 

[ryantheconnolly]

numbing sensation

 

[.JPolster]

microsoft works

 

[Anathema]

good grief

 

[zerospinskier]

adult male

 

[dmc12380]

Aunt jemima light

 

[GolfingElephant]

solid right there

 

[PowSkierCO]

Yours makes no sense.

 

[chardi]

sexy indian girl

 

[Bethune]

cold war

 

[chardi]

that got really heated...

civil war?

 

[Stickity]

real hot lesbians

 

[dex.]

my penis is a little big

 

[thugaim]

good nsg

 

[PowSkierCO]

I can picture my friend 'Barking' Eddie, it's a pretty ugly sight. I see him half naked, sipping non-alcoholic beer from his plastic glass. Then from time-to-time he nibbles on his cold hotdog, which is smothered in hot chili sauce. For pudding Eddie will be having freezer burnt, white chocolate, ice cream, with a plain fudge topping.

Next week Eddie is organizing a working party for Hell's angels. This is a new tradition, they will be spending a whole half-day on the top floor of his low-rise office. They are hoping to watch a live recording of a programme about turning green oranges into non-stick glue.

 

[Benedetto.]

Rebel without a cause

 

[CKpolicy]

i used to think that, but it isnt true.

 

[Rumi.]

packed powder

 

[Ducksauce]

freezer burn

 

[FBGM]

freezer burn

 

[chardi]

failure!

[in the voice from super smash bros when you don't board all the platforms]

 

[FBGM]

DAMMIT! haha
jumbo shrimp? please...

 

[chardi]

a new record!

[in the same voice]

 

[FBGM]

im not very creative.........ill get you later

 

[Milksteak]

Apple Tech Support

 

[Lemuel]

Wut? Is that just because Apple's don't need tech support?

 

[matt.s]

the thread title is an oxymoron.

and its stupid.

 

[GolfingElephant]

its nsg what do you expect

 

[chardi]

intelligent non ski gabbar conversation

 

[GolfingElephant]

i see what you did there

 

[MN_Nice]

Legit troll.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

military intelligence..from a Megadeth song

 

[yojimbo]

indian-american but close enough, she is so fine!!

 

[Captain_Slow]

......... and your how old?

 

[chardi]

i'm 12.

and what is this?

 

[GolfingElephant]

to whome are you speaking

 

[no_steeze]

hahahahahaha

 

[.jersey]

honest cops

 

[hoodratz47]

peice of cake... or easy as pie????? WHAT THE FUCK!

 

[ryantheconnolly]

implying cake cannot be cut into pieces and pie is extremely difficult? i don't see where youre going with this

 

[Kangbang]

birth control

 

[BrewskiJr]

hahaha is it bad that I already read it in that voice before you said it?

 

[mark.p]

funny oxymorons

 

[hoodratz47]

pie is hard to make. DUH oxyfuckinmoron