Funny/ original youtube comments

bayarea8

bayarea8

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Post the funniest or most original youtube comments you have seen. There are usually some pretty good ones on songs like:

Roses are

violets are blue

last time something dropped this hard

it ended ww2

The bass was dirtier than tigers fingers after 18 holes
 
In a Men in Black 3 trailer Will Smith is wearing a time machine watch thing and it reads 1969. The comment, "good luck being black in 1969"
 
there was an amazing comment on miike snow black and blue (netsky remix). It disappeared but was possibly one of the most epic thing's I've ever read

I think this is in response to it (on the same video) which made me lol

"Day 36 of trying to find BIPERM's comment.

Food supplies are running dangerously low"

there's a top comment on a few youtube videos which belong to me /claim but none are very epic. they get turned over regularly :(
 
oh my god I found it on page 106 of the comments

"this song makes me want to strip naked, burst out of my room window,

free fall 21 floors, land in the snow, make a snow angel, shiver from

the cold, get hypothermia, DIE!, go the pearly gate, say whats up to

Saint Peter, do our secret hand shake, look in the directory for

Siddhartha (Buddha), find Him, have Him reincarnate me into a frog,

meet a princess, kiss her, turn into a prince, order my subjects to

bring me a computer, listen to this song again, and cry myself to sleep"
 
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Video has 387 dislikes for example

"Mom, were gonna need a gun and 387 bullets."

When video has one dislike, or very few dislikes

"Pardon the dislike guys, that guy lives in Australia and was simply trying to click the thumbs up."

"The dislike bar is like (choose either Lady Gaga or Justin Beiber)'s penis, its small and it shouldn't be there."

On dubstep videos.

"WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB."

"Boy - Do you like dubstep?

Girl - Yes.

Boy - Do you like sex?

Girl - Yeah.

Boy - Wanna have sex while listening to dubstep?

Girl - Sure

Officer - So you're saying she just exploded...?

Boy - Yes"

"Before the drop I was eating bread, now I'm eating toast."

"Automatic replay button 0:00"

"Oh wow, looks like my neighbors enjoyed this song so much they invited the police to listen!"

"My wife said she was leaving if I didn't stop listening to this song... needless to say I'm single now."
 
*girl *walking *to *school *with *boyfriend *and *crossing *the *road (*this *by the way *make *you)

*said *baby *will *you *love *forever

*the *girl *cried *and *across *the *road *before *the *sign

*by

*crying *pick

*dead

*whispered *to

*meant *to *say *love *you (*that *love *more *than *forever)

*thumbs

Though this is a contender for the shortest piece of writing to make me rage, I do have one interesting thing to note about the atrocious attention to grammar and spelling in this post - note that it drastically improves once the girl gets hit by a car.

Seriously, this shit needs to stop. At least in 1984, the changes to the language were for party conformity and control, what we're breeding here is willful stupidity... which now that I look at it, could very well be a circuitous method of societal control.
 
Nah man, I just looked that's Penguiinnee's comment, BIPERM's is on page 46:

"Sharing headphones with my friend on the bus, then this comes on, she turns to face me and randomly out of nowhere tells me she loves me and kisses me on the lips.......... love you ..........Netsky!"

I like the first better though haha.
 
Dub post but on the song "Goodbye Isaac" by Questlove is my favourite comment of all time:

"I had this song pop up one night, a few weeks ago. It brought tears to my eyes. You know why ? I was waiting to die from cancer, and this one night, i thought it was going to happen finally. I was thinking about my mother, who died from cancer herself, and I did not find out for a few years. ....I was healed that night, completely. When it was happening was when this song popped up. Life is good friends, so beautiful. I hope it is the same for you."

Here's the tune:

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James Kelly doesn't look like Jesus. Jesus looks like James Kelly

Don't you just hate it when people park cars on your sandwich?
 
i lold hard when i was listening to a dubstep song and scrolled through the comments and one of them said "my kidneys just switched places"
 
I always liked the comment about the guy who plays the drum machine incredibly fast with his fingers:

"He once fingered a girl and she died."
 
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